Have you ever thought about how weird food is? Seriously, does anyone else think about this?
I'll start with milk. Why the eff do we drink milk from an entirely different animal? We drink cow's milk, goat's milk, sheep's milk, and a bunch of others, but if you drink human milk when you're over the age of 2, it's weird? What the eff, society?
Next is eggs. Who's idea was it to eat eggs? That's bothered me for years, but whenever I ask anyone they give me a long, complicated answer that doesn't explain anything. Who looked at a bird and thought "I'm just going to eat the next thing that comes out of its butt?" Not to mention the fact that they're like periods for chickens.
Mystery meat. Personally, I don't trust hot dogs, hamburgers, salami, bologna, or any other processed meat . Why? Because I like to know what I'm eating. What if they ground up humans and put them in our hotdogs? Could we even talk the difference? Maybe I'm just paranoid, but I don't trust meat unless I can believe that it was once an animal.
That's about it for now, but I might make a part 2 later.
- NotThatSane101 (Elise) 😘
