I'm no stranger to an all nighter, and because of this, I know a lot about tired people. Here are some of the types. I know it's after midnight and I should be sleeping instead of updating this, but I give zero effs.
1. The Drunk-Tired. This person actually like they just chugged a bottle of vodka, minus the puking. They laugh hysterically at everything, fall over, and generally just act like the biggest idiot ever. This usually happens around midnight and when you drink a lot of caffeine.
2. The grump. This person is me. They are so grumpy and rude. It's just like:
"Bye, Elise. Good night."
"You're a huge jerk."
This literally happened to me about 1 1/2 hours ago.
3. The mood swing. This person is so unpredictable and weird. One second, they're laughing at the drunk tired. The next, they're cussing you out like the grump. You pretty much avoid them after 10:00 PM.
4. The crappy camera. No, I don't mean they take crappy pictures; I mean they're totally unfocused. You need to repeat yourself about 10 times for them to understand what you're talking about.
5. The caffeine-furled lunatic. This person isn't really tired, but they made the list because they should be. They drink all your monster, red bull, rockstar, and any other energy drink. They have a crazy look in their eye and should probably go to sleep now.
6. The bean-spiller. This person is so clumsy they'll trip over a locker. What up, grade six reference? They fall over, trip, spill things, and hurt themselves.
7. The bean-spiller. This person tells all their secrets, your secrets, and pretty much anyone else's secrets.
8. The inappropriate yodeller. This person yells inappropriate things for seemingly no reason. Should be avoided at all costs.
- Elise 😴
