Most people's favourite holiday is Christmas, but Halloween is really the best. Here's why.
1. No family dinners. Who has a family dinner on Halloween? Nobody, that's who. Family dinners are always boring and weird, so this is an improvement over most holidays.
2. Costumes. I personally love costumes more than anything, plus there's a store near my house that starts selling costumes in September, right around the time when I start thinking of my Halloween costume.
3. Free candy. Who doesn't like candy?
4. Halloween is the one day a year jokes. I love these so much I can't even express how much I love them. I'll write a bunch of them on Halloween and publish them.
5. Being short is an advantage. Wider selection of costumes for short people (only like 4 people read this, counting me, and 3 of us are short, so...).
6. FREE FUCKING CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7. You can't dress up as Voldemort for Christmas. I don't know why I put this. Don't question it.
- Elise 🎃👻
