Omegle [l.s]

9

Stranger: knock knock

Me: wait vas happenin rn?

Stranger: there was an awkwardly long silence and i needed to break it.

Me: who's there?

Stranger: oh wait.

Me: oh wait who.

Stranger: well wait a sex

Stranger: I mean sex

Stranger: ugh sex

Stranger: my keyboard hates me.

Me: bc YOLO

Stranger: no not yolo this is awkward

Me: YOLO

Stranger: staph

Me: no Yolo

Stranger: if I wasn't such a fab person id punch u in the face

Me: then I think you should punch me.

Stranger: Fudgikles you

Me: lelz

Stranger: so jokes?

Me: pls no

Stranger: what do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

Me: Idk

Stranger: the guardians of the galaxy.

Me: stop.

Stranger:what sound does a nut make when it sneezes?

Me:...

Stranger: cashew!

Me: pls don't talk to me again

Me: I'm going to leave bc ur too lame

Stranger: No dunt pls

Stranger: Thomassss sass ass

Stranger: haha get it?

Me: I'm tired of ur shit

Stranger: wait okay sry

Stranger: let me make it up 4 u.

Me: How?

Stranger: with jokes

Me: ur kidding rite?

Stranger: No

Me: oh

Me: then I should better leave.

Me: it's getting late here.

Stranger: where do u even live. It's like you dunt even exist.

Stranger: and pls dunt start that shit again just honestly answer I'm not gunna rape u btw.

Me: Doncaster

Stranger: oh well I live in Cheshire so close enough.

Me: England bishes

Me: but like I said I should sleep

Stranger; r u kidding me? We just started warming up to each other. And I need a cuddle buddy#waytoruinit

Me: well we can talk tomorrow?

Stranger: how?

Me: idk

Stranger: kik?

Me: I don't have one

Stranger: phone number?

Me: not yet bruh sry

Stranger:ugh

Me: I have an idea!

Stranger: don't waste my time just tell it to meh

Me: okay so write "greasy tacos dont slay" into the interest box or some shit. we'll find each other one way or another.

Stranger: when?

Me: tomorrow at 4.31 PM

Stranger: why 31?

Stranger: oh

Stranger: forget I even asked that.