Omegle [l.s]

18

i just wanted to update idek what this is but here it goes i love you
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stranger: do you think we should have a shop name?

me: what is a shop name

me: is it like some code or something

me: u know when people are shopping? when they find something interesting they scream their friends shop name so that no bitch can steal what they want

me: or idk you scream your shop name bc ur wild

stranger: what

me: or maybe ur photoshopping someone u h8 and u scream the person ur photoshopping's name so that they'll know ur photoshopping them?

stranger: are you drunk

stranger: drunk is just an understatement i bet ur on drugs

stranger: i was talking about ship name you idiot

me: oh

me: that makes sense

stranger: sigh

me: sigh x2

stranger: sigh x3

me: sigh x4

stranger: sigh x5

me: sigh x654677755367788

me: GET REKT NOOBIDDLE NOOBLY NODDLY NOODLE

stranger: ur a shrimp tit

stranger: u dont even care about our relationship :"""ddddd

me: woah chill fam I didn't even got my ding dong between your bumdiebumbum dontcha think

stranger: ugh why are you having a hard time to understand this

stranger: im the suga daddy

stranger: ur the suga baby

me: no fucking way

me: unacceptable

me: u always disappoint me horton

me: once ur talking about our shop name or ship name or what ever it is then you become horribly horny and say shit like this

stranger: i cant help it u offend me

me: well i try

me: you seem to make me have a hard time

stranger: meh what can i say

stranger: I TRY HARD

me: NoO

stranger: shit calm down i aint gonna do it no more

me: why am i having a hard time believing you

stranger: because like i said

stranger: I TRY HARD

stranger: that i try that i try that im trying so hard again

stranger: cause im trying too hard again

me: i hate it when you do this

stranger: JEALOUS