lol hi the terrible author i am I haven't published a new part for 83748293949 years hopefully at least 3 or 4 of you still are here with me and my shitty ass book i luv yall thanks for the patience plus im thinking of ending this book in 3 to 4 chapters because this is so pointless ok bye
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stranger: lol tom is u ded
stranger: i know im really good at finding shop names
stranger: shop*
stranger: shop**
stranger: shop****
stranger: fUCKING KEYBOARD
stranger: i mean FUCKING SHIP
stranger: oh finalfuckingly
stranger: shit something is so wrong
stranger: TOMM?!/?:!3?
stranger: tommy?????
stranger: sweet cHEEKS?????28
stranger: shit did you disconnect
stranger: ffs i will slaughter your throat if you did
stranger: you little bastard you can't just bang me then go away like phew
stranger: im pregnant
stranger: IS THAT A NICE MOVE TO MAKE NOW
stranger: if you don't fucking answer me in 10 seconds i will fucking move out steal all your money and get married to your sister
stranger: 1
stranger: 2
stranger: 3
stranger: 4
stranger: 5
stranger: 6
stranger: oh fuck it this is taking too fucking long
stranger: ive just realized im so angry
stranger: and mad
stranger: and
stranger: humiliated
stranger: oh and ill tell everyone that you're a bottom
stranger: lolololololol
me: what the fuck are you talking about
me: we used protection
me: you think you can trick me
me: NO YOU BITCHA SS HOEEEE
me: im untrickable
stranger: i highly doubt it is an actual word
me: well it is
me: u ugly ass bitch
stranger: HUMILIATION!!!!!2!!2!2!3!3!
me: i just leave the computer for a triggin second to check on the twines but BAM my suga baby aka horton edward suckass stabs me from my priggin back
stranger: first of all
stranger: SUGA DADDY
stranger: second of all
stranger: STOP USING NONSENSICAL WORDS
stranger: third of all
stranger: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO STABBED ME FROM MY BACK
stranger: AND FOURTH OF ALL DO YOU FUCKING HAVE TWINS HOW DARE YOU TO CHEAT ON ME I THOUGHT WE WERE SOULMATES I THOUGHF WE WERE THE ONE FPR EACH PTHER I THPUGH IT WOULDNT BE LIKE MY ONE NIGHT STANDS MY UNSUCCESSFUL COOKING LESSONS AND THE TIME I LEARNED HOW TO APPLY EYELINER
me: what the fook are you talking about loosha
me: I don't fuckn hAve twinies i have two twin siblings you fucking moron
stranger: oh
stranger: then
stranger: im in fact an amazing cook
me: fuck off you stabbed me from my back you ass
me: i thpught you were loyal but you're just like briana lol
stranger: HOW DARE YOU
stranger: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
stranger: WHO DO YOU THINK I AMM
stranger: YOU ONLY LOVED TO SEE ME BREAKING U ONLY WANT ME CAUSE IM TAKEN
me: that actually makes good lyrics
me: BUT THATS NOT THE TRUCKING SUBJECT
stranger: ENOUGH
stranger: I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
stranger: I QUIT
stranger: BYE
stranger has disconnected
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lol this is not the end broz