You both like greasytacosdontslay.
Me: H?
Stranger: I?
Me: Do you know my name?
Stranger: J? K?
Stranger: No. Just Kidding.
Stranger: I've always wanted to do that
Me: Who are you
Stranger: I'm Liam.
Me: u sure?
Stranger: are the cops looking for me?
Me: No?
Stranger: then I'm sure.
Me: are you messing with me H?
Stranger: What are you trying to make me do? Should I sing the alphabet song?
Me: I'm srs dis is getting annoying
Stranger: Aha
Me: h?
Me: do you like jokes
Stranger: sure jokes are good
Me: alright ur not H
Me: who are you
Stranger: Yo Father
Me: Daddy
Stranger: lol
Stranger: who you be?
Me: Yo mother
Stranger: mummy.
Me: lol it didn't sound inappropriate.
Me: It sounded like I was really your mother
Stranger: wait what
Stranger: what did you want it to sound like
Me:...
Me: I thought we were joking
Stranger:...
Me:...
Stranger: Weird
Me: why are you even trying to find someone in this interest
Me: Like who the fuck even finds an interest in "greasytacosdontslay" ?
Me: oh
Me: Awkward
Stranger: At least we are awkward together
Stranger: Maybe Awkward be our always
Me: Awkward?
Stranger: Awkward.
Me: #LAMEASSTALKIMBORED
Stranger: I couldn't read that
Me:#ITSAIDIMURKINGREEPECTME
Stranger: wtf bro
Me: #HAHAHAHYOUARELAME
Stranger: I can read that -_-
Me: oops sry
Stranger: -_-
Stranger: h8 u m8
Me: I kno u luvv me
Me: Im a kitten
Me: everybody loves kitties
Stranger: I'm a dog lady
Me: oh
Stranger: but cats are love cats are life #CAFSSLAY
Stranger: #TYPOSDONTSLAY
Me: meow :3
Stranger: m8 that sounded inappropri8
Me: whatever let's sk8
Stranger:..
Me: ok then lets sk9
Me: sk10?
Me: Leyuummm
Me: where u go
Stranger: sry m8
Me: whatever I have to go anyway
Stranger: waittt
You have disconnected.
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