Omegle [l.s]

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me: lima bean is that u again?

me: look im sorry for disconnecting

stranger: who's lima bean?

stranger: it's H.

me: oops

stranger: hi

me: wait are you sure you're H?

stranger: what does a millionaire say when he has sex?

stranger: moan-ey

me: ok ur my H

me: missed ya bro

stranger: it's been a day

me: who cares

stranger: my mum

me: wha

stranger: she told me not to miss strangers

me: u kiddin rite

stranger: does it look like im kidding

me: welllll

me: cant see u m8

stranger: i cant feel my face when im with u

me: NOo

stranger: BUT I LOve ITT

me: y you gotta be lyk dis

stranger: why u gotta be so ruddeeee duntcha kno im human 2222222222

me: oh i dont know about you but im feeling twenty-two

stranger: pls staph

me: y

stranger: I don't like taylor swift

me: yyyy

stranger: i dont know

stranger: why do u lyk her

me: idk she has nice boobs i guess

stranger: nice boobs? have u even seen my boobs

stranger: my boobs are prettier

me: whaaaaaa

stranger: i have 4 boobsss

me: whaaa

stranger : i have 4 nipples bro

me: whaaa

me: prove it

stranger: wait a sec lemme turn on my camera

me: woah

me: bro chill

me: i don't wanna see your tits

stranger: idc everyone deserves to see my flawless face and body m not selfish

me: egoistic

stranger: who is lima bean

me: liam

stranger: who is liam

me: why are u askin

stranger: bc im curious

me: why

stranger: bc u thought i were him

me: he's another stranger harlan

stranger: it's not harlan

me: then is it horton?

stranger: no

me: ohh now i get it

me: it is horton suckass isnt it

stranger: i h8 u

me: stop m8 you'll get h8

stranger: so what

stranger: im fab bish

stranger: #THUGLIFE

me: yikes suckass

a/n: idk why havent updated for yearzzz but eho cares #thuglife