dedicated to you my amazayn readers (im a carrot lmao) i luv u all so much thanks for reading voting and commenting you make me so happy
okay secondly I couldn't update on nialls birthday because i logged out and I couldn't log in again then i had to change my password and blah blah blah
so i think im not going to do this part a birthday special anyway i hope you didn't leave this book because i haven't updated in like 10 days? i dont even know
here goes the new part
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stranger: can we try not to insult each other this time
stranger: like for at least 5 minutes
me: 5 minutes is a long time
stranger: ok 3 minutes then
me: that will be hard
stranger: dont be rude
stranger: dont make me do it
me: OH NO
me: NoO
me: ok ok pls forgive me
me: pls pls pls pls
stranger: ok ok
stranger: but only if you promise me not to call me names for 5 minutes
me: okay baby
me: promise
stranger: omg tom
stranger: IM SCREAAMING
stranger: OAOAOAOAOA
me: whT&:£/)/&-&-&
stranger: u called me baby
me: so what
me: it could mean anything
me: like that ur an actual baby
me: bc ur a CRY BABY
stranger: 36 seconds tom good job
me: :))
stranger: you promised me
stranger: but you broke ur promise
stranger: its my turn
stranger: EHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUDEEEE
me: Oh no
stranger: DONT YOH K NOW IM HUNMAN 222222223
me: my life got flipped-turned upside down bc of ur shit
stranger: OMG OMG FRESH PRInce of Bel AIRRRRE
stranger: i thought i was the only one
me: what I didn't even like that show
stranger: sure you faker
me: ok maybe a little
me: like rlly little
me: so little
me: just as little as your dick
stranger: EXCUSE ME???!?!?!£(4)
stranger: WHO SO YOU THINK U Are
stranger: WHO DO YOU THINK I AM
stranger: do i look like a mirror to you
me: dont u dare
stranger: TOO FUCKING LATE YOU FUCKING LOSER
me: look at you
me: look at the one who told me to not insult each other
me: Horton what's good???
stranger: my ghuge dick shoved up your ass
