Omegle [l.s]

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me: dude are u gay?

stranger: could i be more obvious?

me: idk u could suck my dick

stranger: ehat

stranger: WHHATT

me: jk

stranger: dude you just gave me free access to suck ur dick

stranger: do u think ill drop this with a "jk" ?

me: u dont even know what i look like

stranger: dick is dick

stranger: and honestly idc about what u look like

stranger: ur cute

me: thanks???

stranger: umm

stranger: now u can say "oh h my dear lord of course you are cute too. btw i wanna fuck ur brains out"

me: umm

stranger: okay u dont have to say the last part

stranger: but u know its true

me: mehh

me: ur cute tho

me: so did u everr???

stranger: yeah i had dicks inside me

stranger: and my dick has been shoved up many asses

me: i was gonna ask if u ever had a girlfriend

stranger: eww

stranger: u gotta be kidding right now

stranger: absolutely no

stranger: but there was this

stranger: NADINE GIRL

stranger: we were friends and all

stranger: then I learned she had a crush on me

me: ehat did u do

stranger: nothing

stranger: i told her i was gay and she was like oh

stranger: and i was like eh i cant judge you because i would do the same if it was a fallen angel in front of me

me: what did she do

stranger: tried to kiss me

me: that BITCH

stranger: don't talk about her like that

me: why

stranger: because she is my friend and she didn't know

stranger: plus you shouldn't talk about any women like that

stranger: they are the reason why you are alive now

me: ive never thought about it like that

me: ur right i wont talk like that anymore

stranger: im glad

me: but what about lisa

stranger: lisa who

me: ur idol

stranger: yeah right

stranger: what about her

me: u said you'd let her fuck u

stranger: oh yeah that

stranger: id go straight for her

stranger: i ship us as a BEARdmance

stranger: haha get it get it

me: -_-

me: yeah

stranger: but yeah i was mostly kidding about that

stranger: if i were straight i would totally date halsey

me: who's halsey

stranger: omg u dont know the queen

stranger: I don't even wanna talk to u anymore

me: wait i was kidding

stranger: really?

stranger: what's her name

me: uhhh halsey?

stranger: no u stupid ass it's ashley

stranger: i dont like liars

stranger: i only like my rosewood liars

me: you mean pll?

stranger: oh you know???

me: yeah, h. I don't live in a closet under the ground.

stranger: whatever buy badlands on itunes

me: what's that

stranger: ughhh tommo

stranger: ur so annoying

me: yeah but ur annoyinger

stranger: tom pls

stranger: stop or ill start with the jokes

me: nOO

stranger: why did the wood go to church?

stranger: because it was going to hollywood

me: you make me wanna die

stranger: well i try

a/n: so hi, i hope u enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed writing it. btw did u listen to what do you mean? okay honestly after that song i think I became a belieber it was so good. ok luv u bye and vote or comment if you'd like to.