OKAY THIS PART IS LIMA BEAN BIRTHDAY SPECIAL AND I UPDATED AGAIN SO WHOOOO!!|!|€\€\!|!| ENJOY MY FLUFFY AND SWEET AND CUTE READERZZZZ (BTW CHECK OUT MY NEW BOOK "FALLING" IF YOUD LIKE ITS A SHORT LARRY STORY)
~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~stranger is typing...
stranger: i need to go man
stranger: we talked for like 4 hours
stranger: idek how the hell this shitty chat platform didn't make us disconnect
me: sayuumm
me: but hey i have no regrets
stranger: rlly
me: yep
stranger: i have no ragrets too
me: rlly
stranger: sure
me: so before u go i have 2 things to say
stranger: shoot
me: okay so 1 i need to tell u a bedtime story
stranger: im not going to sleep yo
me: idc ur going to have it anyway
stranger: ;(
me: 2 i need to give u the new interest subject
stranger: i want to do that this time
me: k anyway just lemme get on with ma storyyyy
me: once upon a time there was a king called tommo and a queen called HS
stranger: OMG I ALREADY LIKE THE SOUND OF THIS
me: and soon they had a kid ;)
me: and named him lima bean
stranger: why him tho
stranger: i want him to be a her
me: idk this is my story shut up sit down and suck my dick
stranger: OMG OMG OKAY DADDY
me: sjsjhs anyway
me: this lima kid was such a sunshine and he had a sunshine smile and sunshine eyes and he basically was made of sun which wasn't logical at all but nobody cared because he was fluffy and cute and all and i used too many ands while explaining this to you and yeah
me: also lima was a really strong kid and all he wanted was to make people happy
stranger: aww my baby
me: anyway when lima grew up he wanted to be a fire fighter
me: people thought it was lame and all but all lima wanted was to save people because saving people sounded amazing
stranger: well those people are lame i aint with dat fufu ass lame ass shit
stranger: they need to respect my son
stranger: Im so proud of my son Lima
me: Like i said lima bean was one of the most strongest kids because he didn't listen to those people who thought he couldn't make it
me: but guess what he shoved a ball up their asses
me: he saved so many lives
stranger: well that's my son
stranger: im proud that we did the nasty without protection
me: ikr
me: so our son basically kicked ass
me: and won so many hearts
stranger: wait
stranger: that liam guy is our kid isn't he
me: yep
stranger: y
me: idk i feel something special today
stranger: maybe its his bday?
me: could be?
stranger: or a unicorn like me could be dead
stranger: poor unicorn ill miss my sister
me: oh shut up
stranger: wtevr i need to leave
me: wait
stranger: whaaaa
me: tell me what interest I should search for
stranger: umm
stranger: could bee
stranger: umm
me: stop umming just say it
stranger: okayaystsys!!:!
stranger: happy birthday lima bean
stranger: search for it tomorrow at 3.31 Pm
me: lol k
stranger: bye tom xxxx
stranger: all the sleep
stranger has disconnected
