Omegle [l.s]

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you both like happybirthdaylimabean

me: horton

stranger: tom

stranger: YAYYYAYAYA we found each other quicker than yesterday

me: Yaaaassss

me: so sup m8

stranger: doin gr8

stranger: what bout u bud

me: same

stranger: something really weird happened yesterday tho

me: did a stripper zombie try to kiss ur balls

stranger: LMAO WHAT

me: just a guess

stranger: close enough

me: OMEGFUCKKKKK

stranger: lol shit

stranger: jk

me: i bet some hormonal teenage girl tried to make out with you

stranger: WAIT WHAT

stranger: HOW DID YOU KNO

stranger: HSJAHAJSJAJAJ XDXDXD

stranger: WERE U THERE WHEN THAT HAPPENED

me: wut

me: idk

me: WAIT EHATSAKKS

me: oh ok nothing new

me: lets say im a professional psychic

stranger: OMG REALLY?? CAN U GUESS MY FUTURE

stranger: YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO KNOW WHATS IN MY FUTURE

stranger: TELL ME I NEED TO KNOW IF ILL BE THE BEAUTY LORD

stranger: TELL ME MY FUTURE NOW SASS QUEEN PLS PLS PLS

me: ummm

me: i see death

me: and youll sleep today and tomorrow and probably the rest of your life

me: and you will brush your teeth and piss sometime

stranger: RLLY

stranger: i believed in you and i trusted you

stranger: but you tricked me 4 my money

me: no shit

me: u didn't even give me ma money

me: this is such a waste of time

me: my superpowers are too precious 4 u

stranger: HOW DARE YOU

stranger: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

stranger: SERIOUSLY HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

me: i get it

me: How dare i omgggg?!?!?!?

stranger: :| stop it with the sarcasm

stranger: this is important

me: ok tell me

stranger: i went to a party yesterday when i told you i had to leave. so when i was at the party location i realized there was no music and shit so I immediately freaked out because i thought i was lost. anyway i saw a blonde girl walking towards my car after that and she looked lost too she told me she was there for the party and i told her i was too so basically she said her name was cara and she was from my school so we just kinda sat there and talked then she offered to buy me a drink and i said yeah why not and we went to a bar. she got us shots which I didn't think would affect me that much but clearly it did. my head was hurting and all. after that all i remembered is her lips on my lips.