Watered Down Diary

That moment when I'm unsupervised

I was listening to Eminem's curtain call album without really listening to it. There was A Certain Song Playing that I was like 'hey this sounds good lemme tune in-'
😭😭
IM NEVER GETTING IT BACK

I made the fatal mistake of listening to FACK specifically during the end.

I was so FLABBERGASTED
that I restarted the song to make sure I heard it right

I just listened to Eric Cartman rap about having a threesome, trying to convince us he's not gay, and shoving a gerbil up his booty

Like what in the Dan and Phil Hamster Fic FUCK