Only You Do [H2OVanoss/BananaBusCrew one shot compilation]

The Real Delirious

[Part of Evan's birthday special]

Title: The Real Delirious

Requested by: Rebellekitty

Sentence: "Ok, Delirious... Time for some tickling"

My reaction: I... don't know how this will turn out. I'm starting off randomly so let's see where it will go ^_^

Song to listen to: Listen to whatever you want :] I was kinda listening to something sad... so yeah.

*knock knock*

"Girlscouts!! Would you like to buy some cookies?"

"Oh hey guys, give me a minute" Evan said as he looked away from their GTA session

"You buy cookies from girlscouts?" Nogla asked

"More importantly, girlscouts still fucking go door to door?" Tyler said with a laugh

"It's Canada" Brock chuckled as Evan went to his door and opened it to see three little girls in uniform with boxes of cookies

"Goodmorning sir! Would you like some cookies?" One of them asked

"I'll take a box" Evan said as the second girl took a box and handed it to him

"How much?"

"It's free!" The three girls giggled

"Free?" Evan asked, a bit confused

"Yeahp! It's already paid for!" The third girl said as the three of them giggled and ran off to sell more cookies, leaving a confused Evan by his doorway, with cookies.

"So did you buy some?" Nogla asked as Evan got back to his computer

"I actually got a box for free...." Evan mumbled

"The fuck!?" Tyler pouted as he continued "how did that fucking happen?"

"It's Canada." Brock repeated and they all laughed as Evan shook his head

"Well, it's free, why question it" Evan said as they started playing again

"What if it's poisoned?" Mini suddenly asked just before Evan took a bite in one

"Really Mini?" Evan sighed as he looked at the cookie suspiciously

"Yeah, who fucking randomly gives out cookies?"

"Innocent little girlscouts?"

"But are they really?"

"Shut the fuck up Mini" Evan laughed as he started eating the cookies again

"Alright, let's continue this mission already!" Lui said in his squeaker voice as they restarted. Just a few minutes after they started, there was another

*knock knock*

"Fuck Evan! Why are you so fucking popular today?" Tyler groaned as they could hear him let go of his mouse and keyboard

"You know, you should really lock that door" Mini said as Evan sighed and stood up

"Or place a really big dog by your door" Lui laughed as Evan opened the door to a little girl with freshly picked flowers

"Goodmorning, sir! My name is Asher and these are for you" the little girl said as she gave the flowers to Evan

[A/N: Special mention, Asher aka @SatsujinKyo!! Check her stories out!]

"Oh, uh, thanks Asher. But what are they for?" Evan asked as he tried to place a smile on his confused face

"It's my birthday present to you!" Asher cheerily said as she skipped away