Only You Do [H2OVanoss/BananaBusCrew one shot compilation]

HOODINI

HOODINI

[A terribly messy/confusing and short one-shot]

"Hey Delirious" Evan mumbled through the skype call as he tried to hold back a laugh

"What?" Delirious groaned, already knowing what to expect

"Knock knock" Evan grinned

"Vanoss!" Delirious laughed

"Come on! Continue the joke!" Evan chuckled at Delirious's irritation

"Fuck you! I'm trying to fucking edit, alright?" Delirious said as Evan kept grinning

"Please?" Evan pouted

"Vanoss, you've been asking me the same fucking knock knock joke for the past three fucking hours"

"Well it's boring..." Evan sighed

"Why not edit your fucking videos already?"

"I can't, I'm just on my phone, remember?"

"Why the fuck didn't you bring your laptop on the way back to Canada?" Delirious asked

"Who said I'm on my way back to Canada?"

"You've been calling me in skype for three fucking hours, Vanoss. I saw that you were in a shitty airplane" Delirious chuckled as Evan sheepishly smiled

"Well, who said that I was flying to Canada?"

"Then where the fuck did you land?" Delirious asked, confusion lining his voice

"You just said that you saw me in an airplane, shouldn't you be able to tell where I landed?" Evan laughed

"I saw the airport you landed in, but all airports look fucking alike" Delirious said as he crossed his arms and continued "And I didn't hear you get a cab, so that means you hitched a ride with a friend or some shit. Then the next thing I saw after the airport was you were in a fucking car"

"That doesn't fucking mean I'm in Canada. I have friends in different places" Evan chuckled as Delirious frowned

"Then where the fuck are you, bitch?" Delirious asked as all he could see in Evan's background was what looked like a wall

"How about this, you answer my knock kno-" Evan started but was immediately cut off by Delirious's groan

"Fuck you!" Delirious pouted

"Oh come on!" Evan laughed

"Fucking fine, bitch! Who's there?" Delirious said with a raised eyebrow

"Hoodini!" Evan grinned as Delirious rolled his eyes

"Alright there, so where the fuck are you?" Delirious asked

"Knock knock" Evan smirked as Delirious burst out in laughter

"Shut the fuck up!"

"Come on, last few times, I promise" Evan grinned but Delirious kept shaking his head

"You're a bitch" Delirious chuckled and continued "I ain't fucking answering anymore of your knock knock shit"

"Please, Delirious?" Evan pouted through the call as Delirious sighed. Delirious kept quiet as he thought about it. He looked at Evan's pouting face and couldn't help but give in

"Fine" Delirious mumbled as Evan's face lit up

"Knock knock" Evan smirked as Delirious heard a knocking from his front door. Delirious was frozen in his spot as he felt fear and confusion rush his mind. His wide eyes darted from the door to Evan's smirking face