The Wrong battle [HelluvaBoss: Y/N Male reader x Loona]
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    The Wrong battle [HelluvaBoss: Y/N Male reader x Loona]

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    Y/N L/N, a SSgt (Staff Sergeant) was tasked with carrying out a mission to kill an international mystery crime lord by the name of "The Unspoken". While on your mission, things start to become out of the ordinary and dangerous. You soon find yoursel...

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    Beach Front Party! [Part 1]

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    A/N: A party on the beach to enjoy awaits you soldier! You are relieved of current duty and operation Shoreline Bliss is a go, go, GOOO!!!
    [View hazily opens to you sleeping on the couch snoring and Loona laying on top of you peacefully sleeping]
    [Ring ring]
    [Ring Ring]
    [Ring Ring]
    Y/N: (strained) So that's happening right now!
    Loona: (steadily groaning awake)
    Loona: (tired-like) Turn it off!!
    Y/N: I-I think that's your phone Loona!
    Loona tiredly reached out to her phone slowly flipping it over to see who was calling and interrupting her beauty sleep....on top of you.
    Loona: (disgusted scoff)
    Y/N: What?
    Loona: Blitzo...
    You leaned back down sighing. A loud thud was heard which got you up and tucking Loona behind you. 
    Y/N: (shouting out) Who's here??!
    [silence with faint footsteps]
    You got up and started walking over to the place of the sound slowly peaking the corner. From your peripheral vision you saw a dark figure stumbling over your shoes walking your way. You turned to Loona motioning her to go hide and dim the lights.
    Loona: (to herself) Fuck Fuck Fuck FUUUUCK!!!!
    Loona: (thinking) Be careful Y/N!
    [Footsteps approaching]
    Y/N: (to yourself) *whispered tone* C'mon...just a few more steps!
    Once the figure was in relative vicinity you swung your left arm wide around popping this mysterious figure in the face.
    ???: (yelling) AAGGHH...FUCK ME!!!!
    Y/N: Wait a second? Blitzo?!
    Blitzo: No, it's Santa...
    Blitzo: Of course, it's fucking me!
    You felt a hint of pissed anger hit you as you started going off on Blitzo.
    Y/N: (highly agitated) WHY. THE. FUUCK. ARE. YOU. HERE?!?!?
    Blitzo: (self-entitlement tone) I'll have you know; I'm allowed to see my daughter; YOU will not parole me!
    Y/N: What are you talking about, where did that come from???!!
    Blitzo: Ooh sorry, thought you were trying to underhand me and stop me from seeing my lil Loonie!
    Y/N: Dude, I'm too tired for this!!
    Blitzo: Uh-huh yeah, seems like getting real touchy on my daughter makes you all of a sudden "Tired"!!
    Y/N:....
    Y/N: Ass!
    Blitzo: Dickhead!
    Y/N: Dirt hole fucker!
    Blitzo: (sarcastic) Funny *flipping you off*!
    Loona: (in the distance) Blitzo??! What the fuck are you doing here....in my apartment??
    
                            
    
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