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According to our reliable source, Google, and of course, my trusty Biology teacher, there is a logical explanation as to why I like you. Cause you're a bastard, but you don't smell like one.

Pheromones are chemicals that are secreted in our sweat and other bodily fluids that are believed to influence the behavior of the opposite sex, such as triggering sexual interest.

Meaning, there's a more complicated kind of hormone that is sentless and you don't sense it at all so you can't avoid it. These invisible odors are really evil mutherfuckers though. Because sometimes, the chemical sent that you excrete may catch someone's attention, make him fall for you even. But, you could end up disliking his sent, making this attraction unrequited.

In the span of one school year, I took a biology course for about 30 minutes everyday for five days a week. And what is one thing I learned? LOVE. IS. A. BITCH. Formed in your imagination in some region of the brain and triggered by invisible reeking odors that make you fall for people and hormones that make you a tad bit sex crazed and just ruins you and IT'S NOT REAL. IT'S ALL IN MY HEAD. I DONT LIKE YOU.

Maybe I just like your unseen fuckboy scent.

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