Miscellaneous

no. 2

Hey, darling. In case no one has said hope filled words to you yet today, I will right now:

A black man became President.

Some people have six toes.

You're not a freak, you're unique.

If he doesn't love you, he's an idiot.

All those mean kids will be applying to work for you someday.

If he doesn't love you, it's fine, eat two fast food orders on your own!

They may say harsh bs, but your mom still thinks you're beautiful.

They can't judge you, they didn't push you out of their wombs.

You're a total badasss, with tripple S's.

You have a cranium.

You're not dead.

People you probably don't know, love you.

People will make an entire pizza to your specifications, you're in control.

A single one of your pubic hairs can shut down an entire restaurant.

A baby is born somewhere around the world right now.

Marcc Rose looks like Tupac.

Not all porn stars are pretty, but people still get turned on by them.

You got this, b-tch!

I believe in you.

You're not three feet tall.

Lady Gaga.

My boyfriend is apparently married to +500,000 girls, but he still says he loves me in his tweets (*sobs* I love you, Louis Tomlinson)

Pringles is a can full of chips.

Forests need you for carbon dioxide.

I'm fifteen-years-old, and I still can't ride a bike, but that doesn't stop me from getting on one in the middle of the road.

A mirror spends its entire life reflecting you.

You can sing! It's a free country.

You don't have to wear matching socks.

Authors write books for you.

Not everything has to make sense.

If you mess up, own that sh-t like a boss!

Twenty One Pilots. |-/ tøp

You got teeth, so smile.