Murder drones oneshots

Accidental flirting

This oneshot had been requested by La1188la

Warning : There might be some grammar errors

"example" (talking)

'example' (thinking)

--Narrator--

Uzi took off her beanie and hanged it up on the coat hanger where N would put his captain's cap when he was charging before running her hand through her dull purple hair as she let out a sigh. She had planned to check the wiring of the pod's console pannels and maybe change one or two wires but in the end she has discovered she was going to need to redo the entire wiring of every single console pannel. Uzi struggled through most of the night as she was continuously baffled at the incredibly bad wiring while trying to fix the whole mess. 

"Tired already ? If you come closer I could sent you to sleep, I don't even need my arms I could do it with my thighs."

V said, in her mind she meant it as ripping Uzi's head off but the purple drone didn't understand it that way as she froze, her CPU trying to wrap itself around what it assumed the murder drone behind her said. Her visor began to display a bright purple blush as she tried not to squeel from embarrasement.

"T-Take me to dinner first ?!"

Uzi said as she slowly turned around to look V in the eyes. The tied up murder drone took a few seconds before realization of what Uzi understood slowly creeped in along with a bright yellow blush.

"N-Not like that you perv !"

V said as she looked away, her core slowly picking up speed as it beated agaisnt her chest harder and harder. V didn't know weather she liked it when this happened but the sensation had never been this strong before.

"I-I mean, s-sure, I could ask N to cook us s-something !"

The murder drone proposed before she hid her face behind her hands much to Uzi's surprise. The purple drone pondered the question for a while, she had felt her core speed up and she wasn't able to concentrate proprely when she was closed to V for a month or so now.

'I hope I don't regret this.'

Taking a deep breath Uzi gathered all her courage and said an lighting fast :

"Yes."

Before V could even process her answer Uzi turned back and faked going back to work as she prayed V wouldn't say anything. The tension began to slowly go away as akwardness took it's place as both drones sat in silence.

"What did I miss ?"

N loudly said as he dropped down into the pod with an ungodly amount of wire in his hands, completely oblivious to what had just happened.

"N-Nothing much N, just been working on the wiring."

Uzi said as she regained her composure.

"It's getting late, I should head home, just put the wires on the chair over there and I'll continue working on the wiring tomorrow."

Uzi said as she got her beanie and got out of the pod.

"Bye N, bye V

-Bye Uzi."

V replied before Uzi jumped off onto the snow covered ground and made a run for it, desperate to get away from all the akwardness and weird romantical tension.

"Hey I think she's warming up to you !"

N cheerfuly said as he looked over to V, still completely oblivious to the situation.

"Hey N ?

-Yeah ?

-I need a favor but can you please not ask any questions ?"

V asked her colleague.

"Sure I love doing anything."

The goofy murder drone replied.

"Can you...prepare a romantic dinner for tomorrow night ? I kinda accidently asked Uzi on a date."

N's jaw fell open as he stared bewildered at V who thought N was going to get mad.

"Oh. My. God... ONLY NOW ?!

-What ?

-You guys have been flirting for a month or two ! This is what I've been waiting for !"

N yelled as he threw his arms in the air.

"How did it go ?! I NEED TO KNOW V !"

The disassembly drone continued as he grabbed V by the shoulders and began shaking her like a can of coke you're about to give to your boss.

"Fine fine ! I'll tell you what happened just stop shaking me !"