Murder drones oneshots

MAKE WAY FOR THE DOZER

Oneshot requested by M8A2Executioner, enjoy the oneshot !

Warning : There might be some grammar errors

"example" (talking)

'example' (thinking)

Remade : ✔

--Narrator--

Uzi had stolen her fathers keycards many times from the door, but never had she actually went inside. She'd just yoink the mastercard from the doorway. Now that she had stepped in, she regretted never doing it before. The place was a GOLD MINE, there was anything from photos and papers with one liners written on it to anti-material rifles but most importantly, a military-grade para-aramid suit and a shotgun !

"I didn't know dad used to work in bomb defusal."

Uzi said to herself in disbelief as she grabbed the suit out of her dad's closet. Almost falling as she stumbled back from the sheer weight of the suit. She wasn't sure if the metal face plate was company issued but that only made her wonder more. Was her dad a rebel back in his day ?

"If dad isn't going to use it then I'm going to."

She said as she began to put the suit on, it was slightly too big for her but not too much so it didn't really matter.

'Now, let's cause some ruckus'

She thought with a hidden malicious grin. Already aware of what she was going to do.

--Meanwhile--

J and V were laying down on the couch they had stolen a few days ago, waiting, bored out of their minds.

"Hey J ?"

V called out, looking at the ceiling of the corpse spire.

"Yes V ?"

J replied, the boredom in her voice matching V's.

"I'm bored.

-...Me too V... Me too..."

Silence fell again...God was today slow for the two disassembly drones.

"Okay I'm here, who wants to die ?"

Both J and V turned their heads to see what had just screamed at them. At the entrance of the spire stood a small drone in a bomb defusing suit with a shotgun. It almost made V chuckle to see a little gremlin in that much armor.

"Uzi ?"

She called out, already knowing no one else was stupid enough to try whatever it was she's trying to pull.

"You know her V ?

-Yeah she's the shorty that convinced N to switch sides."

V replied, turning to look at her boss that was laying on the other side of the couch. Before J and V could continue their conversation, Uzi racked a shell into the barrel and shot at the two. Blowing one of the couch cushions to smithereens. Quickly standing up V sprinted towards Uzi, claws out she tried to slash at her face but the face plates were barely scratched which allowed Uzi to counter V with a punch to the visor. Sending the murder drone to the ground, grunting in pain.

"Sorry V but your up agaisn't the wall, AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL !"

Uzi yelled, very much feeling invincible, as the power she held in this moment started getting to her head.

'Those one liners are really handy, didn't think dad had it in him.'

She thought as V laid ground. Now it was J's turn to get up from the couch, interested in the challenge Uzi posed. Using the couch as partial cover, the squad leader mag dumped her SMG in Uzi's direction. The suit took the bullets without any problems, like J was shooting an airsoft gun. Racking a new shell in, Uzi only had to shoot once, more parts of the couch getting blown off, forcing J to charge the armored purple drone if she wanted to keep her newly acquired couch.

'What is this beast ?! Did dad overclock it ?'

Uzi thought, surprised at the strength of the shotgun compared to it's abysmal recoil. Or was it just the weight of the suit on her arms that held the shotgun down ?

"Why won't you die ?!"

Yelled J as she shot a rocket at Uzi, making her fly into the wall of the spire. The armor took most of the blast but the crash landing had knocked the air out of Uzi's artificial lungs. Grabbing her dad's shotgun that had fallen near her, the worker drone saw J charging at her, and she couldn't help but smile as she got to her feet. Even if her face was hidden under the armor.

"MAKE WAY, FOR THE DOZER !"

She yelled as she also charged at J, this power move completely took J off guard and Uzi used that to her advantage by shooting her in the abdomen. This sent J flying through the air and onto the ground behind the couch.

"CAREER CRIMINALS, MY ASS!"

Uzi yelled much to V's confusion.

"We're not criminals, we're disassembly drones !"

V said as she got up, having finally recovered.

"Same thing !"

Uzi said in an attempt to hide the fact she was just spewing lines from her father's list of one liners. Turning around, she faced V and was met by the disassembly drone's claws. But this time, V was more precise with her strikes. Sending the faceplates into the air, and back down into the snow.

"Impressive, but futile !"

Uzi yelled as she grabbed V by the throat and chokeslammed her to the ground before stomping on her throat.

"Got you asshole."

Uzi mocked, she felt unstoppable in this armor, she could, she could-

"UZI DOORMAN !"

Oh no, you're done Uzi. Even I can't help you now.

'I know'

Uzi turned around, a lump forming in her throat as she saw her dad angrily walking towards her.

"How many times have I told you not to go in my room ! And you went around snooping through my belongings ?!

-But da-

-NO BUTS, YOU ARE GROUNDED young lady !"

Khan said as he grabbed Uzi by the armor like she was wearing a simple shirt, and turned around, dragging his daughter along the ground like she wasn't wearing 800 lbs of armor.

"Ugh, what the fuck just happened ?"

V asked, rubbing her throat. Still on the ground.

"We got our asses handed to us on a silver platter V...And that worker blew one of the couch's cushions, and parts of the armrest off.

-I regret saying I was bored...

-Me too V...Me too."

J replied before falling down face first into the snow. Now too tired to bother herself with anything, going off into sleep mode.