Murder drones oneshots

A mysterious stranger

This oneshot has been requested by Tstorm64m

Warning : There might be some grammar errors

"example" (talking)

'example' (thinking)

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No one really knows how they ended up here, one night I was fighting a group of drones that had found some rather powerfull guns when suddenly a big ball of light appeared in between me and the workers. The ball grew a bit then it exploded in a bright white flash, when my visual sensors finally recalibrated there weren't any traces of the four worker drones, instead, there was a human on the ground. When I walked over and got a better look I noticed how much gear they had : a gaz mask, urban camouflage clothing under a lot kevlar, tactical black gloves and a backpack that was full to the point where it looked like it was going to explode. One thing that did alarm me was that there was smoke coming from the inside of the gas mask's filters.

'Wait, what's that smell ?'

I thought as my sensors detected a strange smell, calling it "weed smoke".

"Well the sensors don't say it's dangerous to biological life, guess this is normal.

-Well hey little guy~"

The human said as he got up from the ground and looked up at me.

"Little ? I'm taller than you, do you need medical assistance ?

-Don't care, you a little guy."

They said as they got on the tip of their toes to give me headpats. Company protocol says I should stop the human because it is forbiden for humans to show affection to drones but it had been so long since anyone was this nice so I just let the human do what he wanted.

"So, where are we lil' guy ? Because I have no idea how I got here. I was working on a project when it blew up and I woke up with you looking at me."

The mysterious stranger said before sitting down on the snow.

"We're on Copper 9, a planet owned by JCJhenson."

I replied as I also sat down.

"Oh yeah, heard about that place. Though I do have to admit that it looks prettier than what I imagined."

They said as they examined their surrounding. I was going to agree with the human when a yell came from behind me.

"I KNEW I COULDN'T TRUST YOU N !"

Turning around I saw J fly down at me, her chip gun out and ready to terminate me. My reflexes kicked in and I jumped to the side to dodge. That's when I saw that J decided to change targets, she was going for the human ! The poor human yelped as he saw the disassembly drone charge at him with claws and guns out. Thankfully they rolled to the side, unfortunatly, once they were done rolling they pulled out a weird looking contraption and aimed it at J while she went back down for another swoop. I tried to stop it but before I could say anything the human pressed the trigger, a bright blue ray shot out of the contraption, freezing J mid-air before the human began to wave the thing around, sending J everywhere : on the ground, into a building's wall, back onto the ground.

"Human please stop, just keep her frozen but please don't keep bashing her against the ground.

-You sure lil' guy ?

-Yes, I'm sure she just confused you for a worker drone. J wouldn't attack a human.

-If you say so."

The human hesitantly said as he stopped swinging his weird weapon around and brought J to us.