Murder drones oneshots

Chilling with friends

Request made by TheSwede12

Warning : There might be some grammar errors

"example" (talking)

'example' (thinking)

Remade : ✔

--Narrator--

"So, are you really going to just stay a couch potato all day until the end of summer camp ?"

Asked Logan in his usual tired and emotionless tone. The future teacher having been friends with Khan for long enough to already know the answer.

"If you got a problem with that then you can bite my shiny metal ass."

Replied Khan, determined to have as little social interactions as possible.

"I'd rather not."

*knock knock*

"Robo-Christ Logan don't tell me you invited someone over.

-No I didn't Khan you know I got just as many friends as you do.

-Ouch.

-Just go get the door, I'm busy."

Logan replied with a sigh. Despite how much he didn't want to, Khan got up, still rolled up in a blanket and with a grumble went to open the door.

"WASSUP KHAN"

Before the future dad could react he was tackled to the ground and evelopped in a bear hug.

"Oh hey Nori, w-what are you doing here ?

-What ? Can't I come over and visit my best friend ?"

She said as she snuggled her face into Khan's neck turning the angsty, rebelious, fuck everything drone into a blushing, stuttering mess.

"Robo-Jesus, get a room you two.

-Logan for the love of robo god, don't give her any ideas.

-I mean there's a room upstairs~"

Nori said, biting her lip as she looked at the drone under her.

"HEY, NO !"

Logan shouted as he bonked Nori with an old wooden baseball bat with the words "no-horny" carved on it he always kept near.

"Now both of you get out of the doorway I need to close the door."

Both Khan and Nori got up from the ground and went to flop down on the couch, both huddled under the blanket.

"God why do I even hang out with you guys ?"

The future teacher said as went over to the door, the wing making his apron fly to the side to reveal a decent but not legendary physic and a pair of boxers before he slammed the door shut and returned to the kitchen.

"Cuz we're the trio of weird kids, so you don't really have a choice.

-Yeah, can't argue with that."

Logan admitted.

"BEEP BEEP MOTHER FUCKER"

Said the oven, it's desire to make everyone know that it's contents have been baked.

"Ah shit I almost forgot the cookies.

-I have several questions regarding the fact that you customized the oven."

All three drones looked at each other as silence fell upon the room, before said room erupted in laughter. Once they were all done laughing at at Logan's custom oven before, the three workers calmed down. Less to say, if they weren't before now they were in a good mood.

"How can you be so smart yet so dumb at the same time ?"

Nori said as she snuggled closer to Khan under the blankets.

"I don't know, how can you and Khan be a thing when your personalities are polar opposites ? One's an angsty teen and the other always has a smile that put's the sun to shame.

"Wha ? I don't... We're not... I mean not that I don't want to but..."

Khan stuttered out.

"Shut up and kiss already."

Logan interrupted, taking a bite out of a scrap cookie before going upstairs, not even stopping to take a look at Khan's shocked and panicked face.

"Logan ! Wait ! Don't leave me here !"

Khan pleaded, knowing what would happen if Logan left him alone with Nori.

"Can't hear you over the taste of this cookie !"

Logan replied, knowing damn well what would happen to Khan. Let's just hope his CPU doesn't decide to fucking die.

"So, you heard him~"

Nori said, grabbing our poor Khan by the hips and bringing him onto her lap and spinning him around.

"Uh, how about we finish that door blueprint that's due for tomorrow ?

-Due tomorrow, do tomorrow~"

Nori said as she brought her face really close to Khan's before gently kissing him, Khan quickly gave into the kiss, cupping Nori's cheeks as the kiss gradually got more intense. Eventually both broke away from the kiss, panting for air.

"How long have you been waiting for me to do that~

-I'd rather not say it."

Khan admitted. Looking away.

*whistle*

"Damn, that was hot. Wonder how your parents are going to react to both of you making out like that ?"

Logan said as he lowered his phone.

"What the hell Logan ?! Give me that damn phone !"

Khan said as he jumped off the bed ran out the door after Logan who jumped out the window.

"Yup, these two will never change."

Nori said as she slowly followed the other two. Closing the cabin's door behind her as she looked at the two wrestling in the snow a few dozen meters away. A smile forming on her face.

"You guys better let me join or I'm going to get mad !"

She yelled, before taking off to join the late night wrestling match.