PAPARAZZI!1!1! (NOCO) {REWRITING.}

TWO, NOAH: I'm dumb, she's a lesbian

Pink Triangle
- Weezer

Cody gave me a big hug and a big, toothy smile, watching as I got out of the car. He rolled down the window, shoving his head out of it to get a better look at me, "Hey! See you later, man!" He smiled at me, and I smiled back, waving my goodbyes. "Yeah, bye man. Don't get lost on your way to your fancy house." I said with a breathy chuckle.

He rolled his eyes at me, laughing. "Yeah, okay, bye dude!" He waved back at me and the car drove off quickly, making Cody quickly shove his head back into the car. I moved my head, looking towards my apartment complex. Sighing as I entered the large building.

...

I open the apartment door slowly, letting it creek over as I kicked off my shoes at the door, carefully moving them to their designated spot.
 "Emma, I'm home!" I yelled under my breath, stretching my arms tiredly a yawn followed my yell as I walked over to the bedroom, dragging my feet lazily as I walk. "She's probably sleeping.." I mumbled, trying to keep my eyes open.
God, I'm tired, I want to jump into bed and just sleep forever. 

I threw my jacket off my body and onto the couch, getting closer and closer to my destination.

I opened the bedroom door,
letting it creep open as a stared at the scene ahead of me. In horror? In disgust? I don't know.
There in front of me, a girl, leached onto Emma, sucking on her neck like a vampire, I don't even want to describe it. I want to vomit.

I couldn't make up a word to say as I stared, watching Emma twirl the girl's hair slowly, whispering in her ear, I don't even want to think about what she could've been saying.
She kissed the girl's ear, something I know all too well, moving her head and looking at me, her eyes widening as she processed what was going on. 

"Noah-- what are you doing here?!" She pulled her hands away from the girl, pushing her off of her and shaking her head. "Nonono-- It's not what it looks like." She blabbered, pulling herself off the bed and walking over to me, desperately grabbing onto my arm.

I stared at her, scoffing and covering my eyes. "What is it, then?! Tell Blondie to put some clothes on!" I uncovered my eyes, glaring at Emma. "And while you're at it, get her to leave!!" I yelled at her, making Emma frown in response.

"Baby, please!" Emma pleaded, her eyes filling with almost pitiful tears. The girl stared both awkwardly and guiltily, picking up herself from the bed and her clothes from the floor. Putting on a button-up tank top as she hurriedly left the room.

"Don't "Baby please" me! You're cheating on me-- In our bed, with a girl!" I yelled at her, her eyebrows furrowed. "I wouldn't be cheating if you weren't-- Ugh!" She shoved me out of her way, pushing past me and running to catch up with that girl.

"Get that girl out of this fucking house!" I turned my head in her direction, watching as she walked over to the girl. BARK, BARK! I heard the sounds of the girl screaming, and Honey barking at her like a maniac.

I stood there staring at the wall before kneeling to the floor, reaching out under my bed and grabbing my suitcase.

I threw everything I could into it. My wallet, my clothes, as many books possible, my laptop, notebooks. As much as I could. Everything is a blur.

All I know is once my bags were packed, I took the dog and left.

...

I smiled nervously at Cody as he tiredly opened the door, he looked me up and down, rubbing his eyes to make sure I was real. "Why are you here.. And why are you drenched..." He yawned.

"Because it's raining." I sighed.

"... Only answered one half of my question." He chuckled.