Oh Fuck

17

"Is there somewhere you can download it?" Jongho asked with a cheeky grin and I just shook my head at the cheekiness of our youngest.

"Don't make such a big deal about it, tell us about your weirdest habit instead," I asked him, pointing to his blue card.

He shrugged his shoulders and looked at me.

"Oh, that's a 0815 habit... I just like to jerk off in rubber gloves." he blurted out dryly, which left me speechless at first.

"Ow, doesn't that hurt?" asked Yunho.

"Maybe he's using washing-up liquid as a lubricant." San giggles, to which Wooyoung joins in.

"Oh my God, that's why my dishwashing gloves always disappear..." remarks Jin, slightly overwhelmed, and Namjoon pulls a face in disgust, while everyone else just looks disturbed or laughs at San's dishwashing liquid comment.

Jongho gives Namjoon a dirty look.

"You don't have to look so disgusted, at least I'm not forcing the gloves to call me daddy."

I probably had to get out of the habit of drinking when Jongho was talking, because I laughed and spat out my Coke again, unfortunately Yoongi was in the spit-out path and was now looking at me, soaking wet and bewildered.

His drenched puddle look didn't exactly help me to calm down.

"Hang on..." he said with a smug grin and pulled me towards him, where he rubbed all the Coke on his outfit and face against me and shared it like a brother.

"Eww, Yoongi hyung... you're making me all sticky." I protested, giggling, but he didn't even think about letting go of me and just snuggled even closer to me.

Resigning myself to my fate, I just stayed snuggled up to him as Mingi held up his yellow card.

"My most embarrassing experience was on our first company outing. It was before our debut and I really thought it was going to cost me my place in the band. We took a big coach to our destination, we wanted to have a picnic on a lonely stretch of beach. I drank apple juice the whole way and then I noticed that the toilet on the bus was broken. My hopes were pinned on our destination as my bladder was about to explode. When we arrived there was nothing. Just beach, no houses, no bushes, no trees. In desperation, I waited until everyone was busy on the beach, then I sneaked around the bus and relieved myself against its tire. While I was peeing so nicely, I looked up and there, sitting right above me, was our CEO's 80-year-old mother... she looked down, I looked up, she looked at my crotch, grinned and gave me a thumbs up... I would have loved to throw myself into the water. Luckily she didn't say anything, our boss would most likely have castrated me."

As with almost every embarrassing story, we laughed heartily.

"Mingi, don't you think the CEO is watching this?" Taehyung asked with a giggle and you could literally see the corners of Mingi's mouth drop.

"Ohhhhh... Boss... I love you, had to be said." He held a finger heart up to the camera in a conciliatory manner, which only brought more laughter from us.

Now Taehyung held up his red card.

"My kink, is that I like it rough, no matter how around, since I'm Switch, unfortunately that doesn't do me much good, I've been single for quite a long time." he added regretfully.

San, who was sitting next to him, showed his red card as well and then smiled at Wooyoung.

"I'm poly, one partner isn't enough for me." As he said this, his gaze wandered to Hobi, then looked hopefully at the older man, who smiled in return.

"That fits in with my strangest habit... I always have to have everything twice," he explained, causing Wooyoung and San to move closer to him in delight...