Oh Fuck

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The night had actually been even longer than I would have thought and the second time, we were in bed, taking our time as we made tender love. Afterwards, we had fallen asleep snuggled together, but we couldn't sleep in because we had a breakfast date with Hobi, Wooyoung and San and we didn't want to miss when our victims would show up. Why go to all the trouble if we were going to miss out on the fun because we slept in? The first to show up were Yunho and Jungkook, who joined us holding hands and then fed each other breakfast.

"How disgusting these two are showing off their love." Yoongi whispered loud enough for everyone to hear, but the two didn't seem to mind at all. Hobi laughed, shaking his head, and San looked at Yoongi in disbelief.

"You two did the same thing yourselves not even ten minutes ago," Wooyoung said with a grin and I hissed a quick "shush", which made us all laugh.

"Are they even awake yet? As wasted as they were, they must have slept for half the day," Hobi said, but I shook my head with a grin.

"Don't worry, they'll be woken up by the managers, they know about it and will join in if they're allowed to include the prank in the show," I explained to the others, who were already used to the sensationalism of the two managers, who together were coming up with more and more ideas on how they could shake us all up. Seonghwa and Jimin didn't come to breakfast, they had room service and would spend the whole day in bed, as Seonghwa had written to me. They had their engagement to celebrate and we didn't begrudge them that. There was no sign of Hongjoong and Namjoon either, but Jin and Jongho finally made an appearance and we could hear their conversation before they even turned the corner.

"What's next? Am I supposed to wear a frilly apron with my gloves? God, why have I had so much to drink?" we heard Jin moan.

"Would you do that for me... just the apron and the gloves and nothing else? You can hit me with the dishwashing brush if I'm not good." Jongho said with a pout just as they came in the door.

"Okay... but in return, I get to choose your clothes and put bows in your hair for a month." Jin admitted defeat and then looked caught when he saw our stunned faces.

Jongho gave us an angry and challenging look and I imagined him with bows, which immediately made his menacing look look ridiculous and I burst out laughing. I was in tears with laughter and the others were no different. They deliberately ignored us and began to eat in peace. It was another hour before Taehyung and Mingi crept in with their heads down.

"So... um... we have a confession to make..." Mingi started, but Wooyoung interrupted him.

"You do know that we were there when you got married?" he informed the two, who seemed a little more relieved.

"What did you do when you realized you were married?" Yoongi asked curiously and we all leaned forward a little so as not to miss anything.

"We had sex," Taehyung blurted out and San, who had just been drinking, spat his Coke across the table. We hadn't expected that now, instead of them panicking, they just fucked... and they hadn't even managed to kiss each other before...

"Well, your relationship worked out after you got married, so we thought... we'll save ourselves all the drama and just accept our marriage. Then we also fulfilled our marital duties and yes... we're together now," Mingi explained, leaving us open-mouthed...

"What did the managers say about it?" Jungkook then asked and Mingi and Tae grinned at each other.

"Not much... they told us not to tweet about it and left," Mingi said, shrugging his shoulders.

"Did they catch you having sex?" Jongho asked dryly and Tae nodded with a laugh.

"Yep, they just wanted to leave quickly, so we escaped a scolding," he said, linking his fingers with Mingi's.

"Should we tell them? I somehow don't dare, they're so cute together..." I whispered quietly in Yoongi's ear.

"No, let's let them think that for a few more weeks, they're really cute... but not as much as you and me." he whispered back and I snuggled right up to him. He was right, I thought we were the cutest couple among our friends. And we would stay that way forever.

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 it's done... I'm crying...

I'm going to miss this story so much, but I have so many other ideas and they all want to come out and I have to finish the other stories too...

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