Oh Fuck

4

I loved my best friend, but sometimes I just wanted to hold his head in the toilet and flush until all his cheeky remarks were washed away. In that moment, I genuinely hoped that those two would succeed in winning over Hobi, and he would develop a sadistic streak and properly discipline the joker next to me. I would gladly take on that role; I enjoyed watching videos on that topic and was curious, but ewwww... it would be like incest. Wooyoung was like a brother to me. But maybe Jungkook was into that and would be willing to experiment with me? Dreamily grinning, I watched as he stepped onto the stage and they positioned themselves. The stage lights were still off when I remembered what I had seen earlier, and I knew how I could get back at Wooyoung. My dreamy grin turned wicked as I leaned closer to his ear. 

"Oh, by the way Woo... maybe you should practice some pickup lines in front of the mirror. You lost the bet with San; I caught Seonghwa with Jimin earlier..." I whispered to him before happily snuggling back against Yunho and enjoying the show that was about to begin.

Yoongi PoV

During our first two songs, I noticed how Jungkook's gaze kept drifting towards the little one, and it was starting to ruin my mood. Hadn't our conversation last time we met the guys, when he talked to him for ages, been enough? Wasn't it clear enough when I told him that the little one belonged to me? Kookie had sworn back then that he wasn't even his type, so what was this now? Since we were taking a break for drinks, I stood next to Jungkook and glared at him angrily, which he responded to with a surprised look. 

"Kookie, where are you constantly looking?" I asked quietly, and caught, he looked in that direction again. 

"Am I that obvious?" he asked, his cheeks slightly flushed. 

"I thought you weren't interested in Yeosang?" I asked, probing, and Jungkook's expression became confused. 

"What? No, of course not. I'm not looking at him. I'm not into guys who are shorter than me, but look who's sitting next to him... Yunho. Look at him... so cute and hot, so tall and just perfect... I want to marry him..." he suddenly started gushing. Feeling relieved, I smiled again and patted Jungkook on the back. 

"I could totally see you two together," I said, slightly amused since I had never seen Jungkook in love before, but apparently, he was just as smitten as I was. 

"But tell me, Hyung, aren't you maybe a little obsessed with him? Your glares almost killed me, and I was innocent," he asked cheekily with a grin.

"Coming from the person who just said he wants to marry Yunho, even though you haven't even exchanged three sentences with him," I replied, laughing. 

"No, I'm not obsessed, I'm just possessive and protective of what's mine," I added confidently, causing Jungkook to playfully roll his eyes. 

"You're not even together," he pointed out, but I shrugged my shoulders. 

"I have a good feeling that will change soon. The guys are coming to our suite later to celebrate with us. I won't let that opportunity go to waste," I said, smiling eagerly. As the break was over, we had to end our conversation and get ready again. One last time before I had to focus again, I looked at the little one, and a warm feeling spread in my stomach. You will be mine, Kang Yeosang... and I will never let you go again. Oh God, I was so infatuated that even for me it sounded creepy what I was thinking. Maybe Kookie was right after all... but how could anyone not fall in love with this angelic being?