Oh Fuck

11

Yeosang

I rubbed my eyes tiredly and turned around in bed. The other side was empty and Yoongi wasn't in the room either. A knock sounded again and I remembered that it was this noise that had just woken me up.

I struggled to get out of bed and opened the door, whereupon I was almost knocked over by San and Wooyoung. They greeted me with a grin and sat down on the bed, looking at me expectantly.

"Tell me... You and Yoongi? And married, too?" asked San.

"He's better suited to you than Jungkook anyway." Wooyoung said, which made me look up in irritation.

"What do you mean?" I wanted to know.

"Well, because of the role allocation," he puzzled.

"What roles?" I was starting to get confused by this conversation.

"The one in bed..." he seemed visibly uncomfortable and with an imaginary question mark on my head, I looked at San in the hope that he could tell me what Wooyoung meant.

"Well, I know you're a virgin, but you should know a bit about it... He's like, what do you want with Jungkook, he's just as much of a bottom as you are. It just doesn't fit." he simply blurted out, chuckling.

"That's not quite true... I'm not a virgin. But how do you know if I'm really a bottom? I'm just going to assume that's the one at the bottom," I asked slightly snippily, but the two of them just laughed at me.

"So Yoongi laid you then?" Wooyoung said with a suggestive grin and San wiggled his eyebrows.

"Maybe I got him laid too?" I suggested, but the two of them burst out laughing.

My friends didn't take me seriously, thank you too...

"But seriously now... please tell us exactly why you are suddenly married." Wooyoung demanded and I told them how it had come about.

"Oh my God, you guys are so stupid." San laughed at me again.

"But the fact that we're now moving in with BTS is a really good thing, so we can sort Hobi out in peace." Wooyoung was pleased and San nodded excitedly.

"It's nice that I could at least make you happy." I said ironically. The two of them said goodbye and a little later Yoongi came back and smiled at me encouragingly.

"Well, are you feeling better?" he asked caringly and I nodded.

"We should think about what we're going to say, the press conference is in half an hour," I remarked.

"We fell in love at the MAMA Awards and have been seeing each other secretly ever since and yesterday we just got married spontaneously because we couldn't stand the hiding anymore. We apologize for our rash actions and thank our entertainments for supporting us anyway." he explained the plan and I nodded in agreement.

Together we went to the conference room where the journalists were waiting for us and in the elevator, Yoongi took my hand, as we had to play the couple in love.

The interview went well, we answered everything as planned and were about to say goodbye when our manager took the floor.

"Of course, we know how curious you all are about their relationship. For this reason, a film crew will come to the new BTS/ATEEZ house for several hours a day and film the two of them and their band members living together. To make things even more interesting, one BTS and one ATEEZ member will share a room at a time. Thank you for your attention." With that he ended the press conference and we went out.

They wanted to film us? That meant that not only did we have to pretend to be in a relationship in public, but at home we had to continue pretending to be the happiest couple on earth. We had really gotten ourselves into deep shit...