Oh Fuck

15

The camera crews arrived and set up and hung cameras everywhere except in the bedrooms and bathroom, we almost felt like we were in the Big Brother house, except no one was voted out.

We were all told to gather in the living room where the managers handed out envelopes and then left us to our own devices while the filming started.

Hongjoong was given an extra envelope with instructions, which he read out.

"Each of you has been given a card with a colored dot on it, yellow, blue and red. As you are all supposed to get to know each other better, you will have to complete tasks every few days. Sometimes it's about secrets and sometimes about teamwork.

Today you start with secrets. Everyone with a yellow dot has to describe their most embarrassing experience, those with a blue dot have to tell their strangest habits and those with a red dot have to reveal their kinks. Have fun." He put the instructions on the table and looked at his card, held it up and showed us the yellow dot, then let his hand down again with a sigh.

Everyone looked at their cards and I heard a few annoyed sighs, but also a few giggles.

"I guess no matter what color, it's going to be embarrassing for all of us now," Namjoon stated the obvious.

I looked at my little card, the dot was red... Well, that's good. How was I supposed to know if I had kinks? I'd only had sex once and I didn't even remember it. I looked at Yoongi for help, we were sitting close together because of the cameras and he had one arm around me.

When he saw my card, he grinned at me and showed me his own yellow one. I looked around inconspicuously as I wanted to catch a glimpse of the others' cards, but that wasn't necessary as Hobi held up his card and asked everyone else to reveal theirs.

In yellow were: Yoongi, Hongjoong, Mingi, Wooyoung and Jin.

Blue had: Hobi, Yunho, Jungkook, Jimin and Jongho.

Red had: Me, San, Seonghwa, Taehyung and Namjoon.

"Okay, let's just start with the oldest and then go clockwise," Hongjoong suggested and we all nodded.

Jin looked at his card with disgust and then at us .

"Well, I guess I can't avoid it... When I was in high school, I had quite a crush on the guy who worked part-time in the kiosk near my school. So I went there a lot and flirted with him. Then one day I had a slight cold and sneezed when I was standing in front of him. Unfortunately, the fact that I sneezed into his coffee wasn't even the most embarrassing thing... No, at the same time as I sneezed, I let out the loudest fart I've ever heard." By the time he'd finished, the first few people were on the verge of oxygen deprivation from laughing.

"That's not funny, I had to walk to another kiosk 2 km away for a year." He looked at us tightly, but we just laughed even harder. To his left sat Yunho, who was trying to catch his breath so he could reveal his strangest habit.

"When I'm alone and lying on my bed reading, I always make my butt gyrate," he said with a grin.

"Well, it's not quite as funny now, but it's a lot better with a head movie," said San, giggling.

Jungkook, who was sitting next to Yunho and was also holding a blue card, cleared his throat.

"My strange habit is to blame for the fact that I had to have my hair cut short again... I always put my hair in my mouth when I'm concentrating. It's not funny, but it's weird..." he said, shrugging his shoulders.

Then it was my turn, swallowing, I looked around and the blush crept onto my face.

"I honestly don't know what I'm supposed to tell you. I was innocent until the wedding night, I don't even know all the kinks there are." I tried to talk my way out of it quietly, but my husband-to-be spoke up with a grin.

"Well, I can name one of his kinks..."