HELLO!!!!! FIREBALLS! I'VE BEEN BETTER TODAY SO I'M MAKING THIS- a mix of things in my mind T^T
As usual this is a top Techno and bottom Dream book, just saying that because why not-
also haha funny number
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Anyway, here's something because I want to give y'all something.
Oh and I can't forget.
¡!Disclaimer!¡
I don't ship the real people
All these stories are different AU's
Just enjoy it.
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"How did you guys almost get a divorce?"
"Well-"
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"TECHNO!" Dream yelled out, slamming the door open.
"What the fuc-" Techno was startled by that. "The hell was that for?"
"Nothing, it's just fun scaring you." Dream smirked, stepping out and closing the door.
"I WANT A DIVORCE-" Techno yelled as the door closed.
"NOT AGAIN, FATHER!" Ranboo yelled all the way down stairs.
[End]
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Stupid question
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"Hey, Techno? Would you love me if I was a worm?" Dream asked.
"Fuck no- I'm not marrying a worm." Techno replied, hitting Dream on the head.
"WELL I WOULD MARRY YOU IF YOU WERE A WORM-" Dream yelled, with a huffed.
"WELL I'M NOT DOING THE SAME-" Techno scoffed, giving Dream the middle finger.
"Wow what loving husband I have." Dream said with a sarcastic tone.
[End]
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Are you an idiot?
YOU ARE READING
<Dreamnoblade Oneshots>
FanfictionJust oneshots of stories! I will try to post weekly/dayliy, anygays just please read it- I'm open for requests.
