The Sun Rises When The Moon Falls [Gender Neutral Reader X Sun N Moon]

Dumb dialogue I never added

"I have no friends," Sun sighed dramatically.

Moon aggressively cleared his throat. "Bitch what am I? A roach?"

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"All the hot guys are either taken or gay," you sigh to William.

"I AM RIGHT HERE!" Moon screams from literally right behind you, as he threw his arms in the air.

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William shoved Moon out of the way, "move I'm gay."

"I don't think that means anythi-"

"MOVE. I'M. GAY!"

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"Hey William?"

"Yeah?"

"How can I get my crush to ask me out?"

"Well you know how everyone tells you to be yourself?"

you nod.

"Well don't do that."

"...Fuck you."

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"Roses are read, cacti is prickly, holy fucking shit , that escalated quickly."

"...Moon It's just arts and crafts."

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"If you don't like me at my worst then you don't like me at my best."

"Bitch I don't like you at all."

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"Get out the Pizzaplex is on fire!" Sun screamed.

"Well tell the fire to hold up because I'm doing some important shit!" You screamed back, attempting to finish your Rubik's cube.

Sun proceeded to grab your cube and chuck it into the fire.

"I almost finished it! DUDE!"

Sun then threw you onto his shoulder and bolted out of the daycare.

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"What's your favorite pizza?"

"Coffee flavored pizza."

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"Do your work or you'll end up at McDonalds."  William threatened

"We're going to McDonalds if I don't do my work?!"

"Wait, no!"

You never did get your McDonalds.

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You heard your Fazwatch ring and picked it up.

"Turn around," A voice said, it was raspy and deep. Kinda creepy.

You decided to obey and turn around.

"Down here."

You looked down.

"I can't get up." The voice reverted back to normal as you saw Moon lying on the ground.

"Dangit Moon! What the fuck man!"

"Well I'm sOooOOorry if Sun broke our legs while trying to use the wire!" He replied sarcastically.

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"Why are you gay?"

"Who says I'm gay?"

"..."

"..."

"You are gay."

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"Panicking is hard."

Sun gasps "I know right?!"

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"Happy birthday!"

"It's not my birthday."

"Happy-... day!"

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"Afterlife transporter." [killing]

"...What?"

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"Sun what is this?" You asked, pointing to a piece of paper with two googly eyes on it.

"OH! It's the Earthquake Protection Kit!"

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"For legal reasons, I don't know where you live."

"Moon, where do I live..?"

"...Legal reasons."

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"Your new haircut makes you look like an upside-down fish."

Moon chuckled. "I'd say worse to the eggplant but it's a start."

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"Sorry Sun, you're just a dog." You proclaimed, pointing to Moon, "this is a cat, It's more special!"

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"You are forcefully British now."

"...excuse me?"

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"Welcome to the aftermath of turning off the lights!"

"Yippie!"

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"Moon are you ok?" You asked.

"No, my life is in misery. Tee hee."

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"We are robots, we don't need to breathe."

"You don't need to breathe for me to strangle you."

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"You're an idiot."

"You are what you eat~"

Sun took a minute to process that. "You eat idiots?"

Moon smirked. "Yeah, what do you think the children are?"

Sun gasped dramatically. "WH- MOON!"

"What? Children are a renewable food source."

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"I can't see the light, despite me always being in it."

"Sun, stop being depressing."

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"Sorry, I can't talk to you, I'm too busy pretending to listen to music."

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"Bro please shut the fuck up I'm looking at the moon."

"..."

"No, Moon, I'm not looking at you."