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I managed to stop myself from using character.ai and watching Squid Game for enough time to make this-

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Osc Fan: Tuewenn, I'm afraid. 

Tuewenn: Just stay close to Lemon. 

Osc Fan: That's why I'm afraid.

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Sunny: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange? 

Crescent Moon: Which came first, the orange or the orange? 

Orangey: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago. 

Tuewenn: What was the color called before then? 

Coke: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!

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Sunny: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night. 

Crystal: All I drank was Redbull! 

Sunny: How many? 

Crystal: Eighteen.

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Lemon: I just learned a way to get stuff on the cheap. Steal it!

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Crystal: Please, Coke, after everything we've been through together. You can't do this. 

Crystal: I'm sorry Coke. 

Crystal: I'm begging you. Don't do it. 

Coke: It has to be done. 

Crystal: ...

Coke: ...

Crystal: ...

Coke: *Places +4* Uno.

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Crescent Moon: Do you support gay rights? 

Crystal: I'm literally pansexual. 

Orangey: They're avoiding the question!

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Crystal: Hey, Osc Fan? I need advice. 

Osc Fan: I'm pretty useless at giving advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?

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Osc Fan: Crystal said I was their second favorite person, and I was bummed, but then they said Lemon is third. They have no favorite person. They're holding the position open.

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Coke: Okay, what does A stand for? 

Sunny: Arson. 

Coke: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for? 

Sunny: Barson. 

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