The First Incorrect Quotes of 2024

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Also, I'm gonna take a break from doing these because I wanna animate them in gacha, so if you're in this and have a gacha oc lemme see it. (Gacha Club btw, Gacha Life 2 is a little hard for me to use at the moment). If not, show me a picture of your objectsona and I'll make one

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Blue: *sighs* I have no friends... 

Crystal: 

Crystal: *coughs* Biscuit, what am I? A roach?!

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Potato: The Ocean is a soup. 

Blue: 

Blue: Do elaborate. 

Potato: What are needed for something to be a soup? 

Blue: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.  

Potato: *Tilts head* 

Blue: The Ocean is a Soup. 

Potato: The Ocean is a Soup.

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Coke: Time for plan G. 

Lemon: Don't you mean plan B? 

Coke: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. 

Orangey: What about plan D? 

Coke: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. 

Potato: What about plan E? 

Coke: I'm hoping not to use it. Crystal dies in plan E. 

Crystal: I like plan E. 

(A/N: I like Plan E.)

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Blue, carrying a box: What would you say if- if I, hypothetically, came home with 7 kittens one day? 

Crystal: ... 

Crystal: What's in the box? 

Blue: What woul- 

Crystal: Blue, what's in the box? 

Blue: I think you know.

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Blue: Christmas is cancelled. 

Teal: You can't cancel a holiday. 

Blue: Keep it up, Teal, and you'll lose New Year's too. 

Teal: What does that mean? 

Blue: Coke, take New Year's away from Teal.

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*Squad is playing Among Us* 

Sunickel: I believe Potato is innocent, I was with them the whole time. Crystal, what were you doing? 

Crystal: Oh, I was just murdering... I mean, nothing!

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Sunickel: The moon looks beautiful, doesn't it? 

Blue, looking at Sunickel: Yeah... but do you know what's more beautiful? 

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