Osc Fan, texting: O
Lemon: What?
Osc Fan: Don't read into that.
Lemon: But I will read into that.
Osc Fan: HOW?! IT'S A LETTER!
Lemon: Why is there a space after it, hmmmmm?
Osc Fan: Dude, really?
Osc Fan: It's a letter.
Lemon: It could stand for something!
Osc Fan: IT DOESN'T, I PROMISE!
Lemon: Like Oppression! Or worse...
Osc Fan: Dude, I just typed the letter O, that means nothing. :/
Lemon: Optometrist.
Osc Fan: Oh my God...
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Potato: *sighs*
Crystal: You bored?
Potato: Yeah.
Crystal: Wanna start drama for no reason?
Potato: I thought you'd never ask.
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Osc Fan: Hi, who's this? Potato changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.
Sunickel: What's mine?
Osc Fan: Dwarf.
Sunickel: THEY'RE SO MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SHORT!
Osc Fan: Oh, hey Sunickel.
Sunickel: Frick!
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Crystal (brainstorming ideas for pranking Osc Fan): How much could a serial killer mask possibly cost?
Coke: Well it's hard to find a high-quality one made out of leather or silicone, but if you did find a good one like that it'd be a couple thousands of dollars. I can try to hook you up with one but I don't know if I'd be very successful.
Crystal: Huh, that's pretty interesting actually- Wait, how the hell do you know that?
Coke: ...I am very passionate about Halloween, Crystal.
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Sunickel: What's two plus two?
Tuewenn: Math.
Sunickel: ...I will accept that answer.
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Potato: Ha! Don't you know the trappers trap can trap the trapper?
Potato: I must be losing it, I'm quoting Teal.
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Orangey: I didn't know that air fryers are a real thing. Used to think that they were made up by the internet as a funny joke and that their purpose was to "fry air".
Lemon: WAIT, BUT IT FRIES THE AIR TO FRY THE FOOD??
Orangey: I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A KITCHEN APPLIANCE, MY FIRST ASSUMPTION WAS SOMETHING AKIN TO AN AIR CONDITIONER!
