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I decided to add my brother Blue as well-

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Blue, having recently lost his glasses: KILL THE BUG!!! 

Crescent Moon: ....That's a gecko—

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Coke: You look mentally ill. 

Lemon: I am. Let's go.

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Coke: Comparing Crystal and Orangey is like comparing apples and oranges. 

Crystal: We're both unique in our own ways? 

Coke: Apples are superior in every way and all oranges should be eliminated. 

Orangey: Which one of us is the orange?

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Coke: Do you know the ABCs of first aid? 

Sunny: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.

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Crystal: You don't know anything about me! 

Tuewenn: I know EVERYTHING about you! You are an open book written for very dumb children!

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Tuewenn: Coke, you need to calm down. 

Coke, slamming their fists on the table: BUT HOW CAN IT BE "BIRTHDAY CAKE" FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR?!

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Coke: We can't tell you because you're not a member of the club. 

Crystal: What club? 

Crescent Moon: The hating Crystal club. 

Crystal: ...The fluff? I should be the leader of that club!

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Orangey: The 'how the fluffs' and 'why are you so dumbs' don't matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.

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*Tuewenn and Coke are texting* 

Tuewenn: Who are you? Someone changed the names in my phone. 

Coke: What did they change my name to? 

Tuewenn: Chosen One. 

Coke: Don't change it back. 

Tuewenn: BUT WHO ARE YOU?!?! 

Coke: I'm the chosen one.

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Blue: Act natural. 

Orangey: For this kind of situation, the most natural thing would be to panic, so technically I can panic. 

Blue: NO, that's not what I meant! Act like it's a normal day! 

Orangey: My 'normal' days of late, consist of a lot of panic. 

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