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Orangey: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated! 

Crystal: Killed without hesitation.

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Teal: Osc Fan is at that very special age where a kid only has one thing on their mind. 

Blue: Boys? 

Osc Fan: Homicide.

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Lemon: Hello all, it is I, your favorite person. 

Sunickel: Actually, Potato is my favourite. 

Lemon: Okay then, it is I, that biscuit.

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Lemon, referring to Crystal and Blue: Those guys are dorks.

Teal: Yes, but they're my dorks.

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Tuewenn: How has life been treating you lately? 

Crystal: Horribly.

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Blue: Can you be serious for five minutes? 

Sunickel: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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Coke: We could make a girls club! 

Crystal: I'm agender. 

Coke: 

Coke: Anti-boys club.

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Sunickel: Go big or go home! 

Teal: Please, for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. Go. Home. 

Sunickel: I'm going big!

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Crystal: I wanna die. 

Teal: We all do, you aren't special!

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Crystal: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am cisgender. 

Blue: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING! (A/N: It originally didn't say cisgender, but I changed it to that because Blue is aware that I'm pansexual but I haven't come out as agender yet, and my brother is terrible at parking)

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Blue: Die. 

Crystal: Please don't die! 

Blue: DIE! 

Crystal: PLEASE DON'T DIE! 

Orangey, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant? 

Tuewenn, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Crystal wants Blue to accept it as their kid.

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