(NOT SHIPS PORTION)
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Sotp Sign: I can't imagine what Dark is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.
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Crystal: Hey Stapy, can I get some ice cream?
Stapy: Only a spoonful!
Crystal: *Proceeds to pull out a comically large spoon.*
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Marker: Go on, give Potato a compliment.
Wild Card: How do you expect me to do that?
Pen: Just say something that you wish someone would say to you.
Wild Card: Uhh... You are now unbanned from Free Ham Sandwich Day!
Potato, sobbing: Nobody's ever said that to me before!
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*Sotp Sign and Stapy enter a dive bar*
Sotp Sign: Look, I know you're disappointed but could we at least have a drink.
Stapy, in a scuba diving suit: I would like leave, please.
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Dark: I think it's time I get my life in order.
Sunny, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.
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Wild Card: Am I going to far?
Sotp Sign: No, no, no. You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
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Marker: Sotp Sign, what are you doing tomorrow?
Sotp Sign: Having my day ruined by whatever you're about to ask me to do.
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Pen: And what did we learn, Dark?
Dark: Tackling someone isn't the correct response to being asked a simple question.
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Crayon: What, in the name of Wild Card, have you got on your head?
Sunny: It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.
Sushi: *snatches the fez, throws it in the air*
Crayon: *shoots it*
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Pen: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée".
(Help I can totally see that happening-
Like, me asking if anyone wanted to commit arson with me (when Sotp is offline ofc) and Pen saying that-)
