I have a lot more of these in my book called: More With My Fankids
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Cell Phone: Never gonna make you cry!
Cotton Candy: Never gonna say goodbye!
Cell Phone: Never gonna tell a lie—
BlackTree: I will hurt you.
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Paintball: A banker? Me?
Double: Yes, Paintball.
Paintball: But I don't know anything about running a bank!
Double: Good. No preconceived ideas.
Paintball: I've robbed banks!
Double: Capital! Just reverse your thinking. The money should be on the inside.
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Pinny: Apparently, it was Rude of me to pitch in my two cents on a conversation I happened to overhear, despite agreeing with them.
Pinny: On an unrelated note, I am no longer allowed in the ceiling vents.
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Bedtime Story: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
BlackTree: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Bedtime Story: I said within reason, BlackTree. How about I murder that guy?
BlackTree: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Bedtime Story: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
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Plus, singing: He's making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who's on thin fluffing ice!
Woodblock, also singing: Santa Claus is calling you out!
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Flashlight: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test!
Paintball: Ok, Flashlight, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918?
Flashlight: 1917.
Paintball: ...You're ready.
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Plus: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce.
Cell Phone: What's wrong with you??
Plus: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention.
Cookbook: No, they mean other than that.
Plus: Ohhhhhh.
Plus: I haven't slept in 4 days.
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Blueberry Smoothie: Let's not Popcorn this into a worse situation than it already is.
Popcorn: Did you just use my name as a verb?
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Burnt Leaf: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.
Blueberry Smoothie, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?
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Glue Stick: Hi, I'm Slime's emergency contact.
Counter Woman: You're here to pick them up?
Glue Stick: I'm here to remove myself as their emergency contact.
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*at 3am*
Cookbook: *runs into Recipe Book's room and turns on the light* Wake up sleepyhead!
Recipe Book: *wakes up* Dude!
Cookbook: *cackles*
Glue Stick: *sits up from where they were sleeping behind Recipe Book* What the heck, Cookbook?
Cookbook: *jaw drops* Wait WHAT-
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Black Marker: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-
Stapled Paper: A doll.
Glue Stick: A cinnamon roll.
Flashlight: A sweetheart.
Black Marker:
Black Marker: ...stop it.
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BlackTree: So, are you two dating now?
Volleyball & Purple Lightning: Yes.
BlackTree: Why?
Volleyball: I happen to find Purple Lightning very appealing.
BlackTree: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Purple Lightning.
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Highlighter: Dude, we can get mythical animals! Maybe I'll get a penguin!
Erasable Pen: Penguins are real.
Highlighter: That's the spirit, Erasable Pen! They're real to me too!
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Volleyball, at Sprinkled Donut's funeral: I need a moment with them.
Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. *leaves*
Volleyball, leaning over Sprinkled Donut's coffin: Okay, listen here. I know you're not dead.
Sprinkled Donut, sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no kidding.
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15: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.
15: *cuts piece of cake*
TD Plush: ...Can I have some?
15: Cake is for talkers.
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Powdered Donut: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am.
Purple Lightning: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!
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Highlighter: We're going to a candy store?!
Erasable Pen: No! It's nighttime, candy stores are closed.
Glue Stick: We're gonna ROB a candy store?!?!
Erasable Pen, sighing: No-
