A/N - Welcome to the first chapter of "The Littlest Timelord: Blast from the Past". I hope you will enjoy reading this as much as I've loved writing it!
The Doctor watched shocked as two ginger women appeared in his TARDIS.
"Bitch!" the younger one cursed as she landed by his feet.
"What?" he asked.
"What the...?" The younger ginger looked around and smiled, "You had this TARDIS before you regenerated".
The last time she'd seen this control room, she and her family were nearly killed by a sentient asteroid.
"Wait. What?" he asked.
She got up. "I am going to kill Missy when I see her next".
"What?"
"I'm Elise Smith. No, I can't explain it to you right now. Better deal with the bride", she said, looking down at the manipulator.
"Who are you?" the bride asked.
"But..." the Doctor said.
Why were there two gingers in his TARDIS? Why was one of them wearing a wedding dress and the other one fiddling with a vortex manipulator?
"Where am I?"
"What?"
"What the hell is this place?"
"What? You can't do that. I wasn't. We're in flight. That is, that is physically impossible! How did...?"
"Tell me where I am. I demand you tell me right now where am I?"
"Inside the TARDIS," Elise told her.
"The what?"
The Doctor looked at Elise. "How do you know what a TARDIS is?"
Elise rolled her eyes. "Will you focus for one minute?"
"Focus? How can I focus when two random redheads appeared in my TARDIS!"
"If you two could stop bickering like a married couple, where am I?" the bride asked.
"The TARDIS," the Doctor told her.
"The what?"
"The TARDIS!" the Doctor and Elise yelled together.
"The what?"
"It's called the TARDIS."
"That's not even a proper word. You're just saying things."
"How did you get in here?"
"Well, obviously, when you two kidnapped me."
"Excuse me? You're the one who just appeared in our TARDIS," Elise argued.
"Well you did too. Wait. Ours?" the Doctor asked her.
Elise waved her hand. "Not important right now."
"Who was it? Who's paying you? Is it Nerys? Oh my God, she's finally got me back. This has got Nerys written all over it," the bride spat.
"Who the hell is Nerys?" the Doctor asked.
"Your best friend."
"Hold on, wait a minute. What are you dressed like that for?"
"I'm going ten pin bowling. Why do you think, dumbo? I was halfway up the aisle! I've been waiting all my life for this. I was just seconds away, and then you, I don't know, you drugged me or something!"
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The Littlest Timelord: Blast from the Past
FanfictionFifth in the "Littlest Timelord" series Last we saw Elise, Missy had sent her hurtling through the universe. Where? Back to 2006 with the Tenth incarnation of her father. This Doctor has no idea who Elise is or what she is to him. How will she navig...
