Hear the Legend of Kung! Fu! Panda!

478 34 4
                                    

"I loathe that Movie." Kim Dokja spewed curses once he and Yoo Sangah and Lee Hyunsung returned from a Movie. "I fucking loathe that Movie. Damn Screenwriter. Damn Director. Can't even do Movie Adaptation right!"

Yoo Joonghyuk looked at the Poster.

Oh.

"What's wrong with that movie?" Lee Jihye asked.

"What's wrong?" Dokja-yah twitched. "Oh where the fuck do I start? How about they don't even consult the original author of the novel it adapted from? Oh, oh how about THEY DESTROY THE CHARACTERS AND BOMBED THE PLOT?!" He screams.

"I GET IT THAT THEY CUT SOME SCENES TO SQUEEZE IN FOR TIMES, BUT FOR PETE'S SAKE MUST THEY FUCKED THE CHARACTER?! THE AGE IS THE IMPORTANT BUILD-UP TO THE MAIN PLOT AND THE MOVIE THROWS IT TO THE TOILET! THE MAIN CHARACTER IN THE MOVIE SACRIFICES HIS FRIEND WHEREAS IN THE BOOK HE DOESN'T! THE CHARACTER DYNAMICS IS OUT OF WHACK! AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON HOW THEY MASSACRE THE PORTRAYAL OF THE UNDERWORLD! ESPECIALLY HADES!"

[Constellation Father of the Rich Night Find the Movie a Disgrace and an Insult!]

[Constellation Queen of Darkest Spring Loathe the Movie!]

[Nebula <Underdworld> Shows Disdain at the Movie!]

[Many Constellations Feels Pity for Constellation Father of Rich Night]

"At least it was not the Sequel." Yoo Joonghyuk commented. "The Sea of Monster Movie Adaptation is even more fucked up."

[Nebula <Underworld> is Staring in Horror]

[Nebula <Olympus> is Staring in Horror]

[Constellation God of Wine and Ecstasy Ask How Bad It Is?]

Yoo Sangah winced. "You don't want to know." Is all she said.

And that was more than enough.

Better spare them from the utter clusterfuck that was Percy Jackson The Movie: Sea of Monsters.

Even Yoo Joonghyuk who is not invested in the Movie finds it terrible.

"Let's move on."

They advance to the next floor.

Unfortunately, over half of the group were hit by Projector Light the second they stepped on the next floor.

"What the—Who the fuck put a Poster this close to the stairs?!"

In a flash, only Yoo Joonghyuk, Kim Dokja, and Yoo Mia remain. They carefully steps around the poster to take a good look of it without getting hit by projector beam themselves.

"Well." Yoo Joonghyuk put a hand on his hips. "I hope they like stairs."

Kim Dokja is amused. "We don't join them?"

"Orabeoni!" Mia cut in. "I wanna do that one!"

That's the answer.

"Really, Mia?"

"Yeah! Come on!"

"We're coming, we're coming!"

.

Jung Heewon looked at her arms.

It was covered in orange fur with black stripes and white fur on her forearm, ending in fluffy paws with toe beans and hidden claws. She was also wearing a sleeveless qipao shirt and black pants and went barefoot. Feeling something, she looked behind and saw a tail swinging.

Changing Gear of FateWhere stories live. Discover now