Imagination - Loki/Bucky X OC - Marvel (Rewritten)

Chapter 51 - Crikey! 🐊

- Next Day -

"Pussy put his ass to sleep, they be calling me NyQuil-" I sing along to the music Friday put on, smearing some peanut butter onto some Ritz crackers.

'Alert! Intruder! Alert!' Fridays voice calls out above me breaking through the music, making my eyes widen. I look up, my hands covered in little bits of peanut butter.

"Where?!" I bellow out up to her, Bjorg appearing at my side with a snarl. I quickly stand up and try to wipe the peanut butter off my hands using a napkin. God damnit- who's stupid enough to break into a super hero compound?!

'Containment room beta.' Bjorg books it instantly, sprinting through the halls. The sound of nails and hooves tapping against stone fill the compound. I quickly follow behind him with a frown, speed walking because today's one of my lazy days and I'm not wearing a bra.. don't want to knock myself out by running and having a titty hit me in the face..

I'm all alone at the base today, everyone is doing something or another.. Loki is busy with Asgard and Bucky is on a mission with Steve and Nat hunting down Hydra bases with a Bjorg. Plus most of my creations are helping my family move into their new home, while I'm stuck on fucking guard duty.. Of course.. let the most powerful Avenger stay home to protect dusty old junk..

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The sound of snarling and snapping of jaws can be heard, I slide to a stop in the doorway to the Shield item storage room. Taking full advantage of my slippery socks. Fury wanted everything kept safe until he gets his organization up and running again.. Tony won't let me rummage through the stuff for any cool nick naks.. I look inside the room and see a man dressed in white rags..? With a white hood using some sort of crescent blades to attempt to fight off Bjorg. Every slice he makes on the canine, Bjorg simply heals instantly.

"Damn dog! Back the fuck off!" He bellows in anger, kicking Bjorg who simply gets back up with a growl. Buying time with the intruder until I got here for further orders.. He wants to know if he's allowed to kill him.

"Bjorg, quit playing." I say with a frown rolling my eyes, Bjorg looks to me and nods. The Ku Klux Klan looking mother fucker looks at me a bit startled, having not realized that I was here. God bless socks, no footsteps to hear.

While the man is distracted by me, Bjorg darts forward with impressive speed that would rival the flash. His body snaps and breaks until he can wrap around the assailant like a snake. Holding him still akin to Plastic Man. The act makes them fall down to the floor with an 'oof' of pain. Bjorg snarls loudly in his face, showing off his impressive teeth. Bjorg's blue tongue nearly touching the man's mask.

"Friday, what was he after?" I ask the AI while I step further into the room, glaring at the man. This mother fucker ruined my GODDAMN snack time. Just when I was about to start reading the script for the episode of Supernatural I'm supposed to help with.

'The unknown man attempted to steal the magical staff  you retrieved during your first trip to Egypt miss.' I squint at the man in utter confusion, wondering why the hell he would want that.

"The hell? Dammit Tony." I stomp my foot onto the floor with a huff, crossing my arms. "It was here this ENTIRE time? God dammit.. could of had this shit in my room.." I say with a disappointed huff, looking down to the man who has given up his escape. His masked face glaring up at me with glowing white eyes. "Okay, who are you and why were you trying to steal the death gods fancy magical glow stick?"