Uh?
[examines Flynn and Hugo]
Hmm.
[Rapunzel pulls the chairs. Pascal and Rudiger wakes up Flynn and Hugo]
Pascal: *stick his tounge in Flynn Ear*
Rudiger: *Wagging his tail*
Flynn: Agh!
Hugo: *sneash* Acho!
Flynn: Huh? Uh? [struggles]
Hugo: Is this hair?
Rapunzel: Struggling… struggling is pointless.
Flynn and Hugo: Huh?
Varian: I know why you're here,
Raps and Varian: and we're not afraid of you.
Flynn: What?
Hugo: What?
[Rapunzel and Varian emerges]
(Not gonna lie nice entrance)
Rapunzel: Who are you?
Varian: And how did you find us?
Flynn: Aha.
Hugo: Aha.
Rapunzel: Who are you?
Varian: And how did you find us?
Flynn: Mm-hm. I know not who you are, nor how I came to find you--
Hugo: 'us' he meant us
Flynn: but may...
I just say…
Hi. How ya doin'? The name's Flynn Rider. How's your day goin'? Huh? And this is my partner Hugo
Hugo: (whisper) are you trying to flirt?
(Y'all not think about he's just flirting with Rapunzel)
Rapunzel: Ugh!
Varian: Stop that, saying to my sister!
Rapunzel and Varian: Who else knows our location, Flynn Rider and Hugo?
Flynn: All right, blondie–
Hugo: All right, Goggles–
Rapunzel: Rapunzel.
Varian: Varian.
Flynn: Gesundheit. Here's the deal.
We we're in a situation,
Hugo: gallivanting through the forest. We came across your tower...
Flynn: and… ho, oh no… where is my satchel?
Varian: we've hidden it,
Rapunzel: somewhere you two never find it.
Flynn: It's in that pot, isn't it?
[A bang by frying pan.]
Flynn: Er, uh. Huh? [realizes Pascal's tongue stuck in his ear]
Hugo: Achoo! [Realizing Rudiger's Tail is on his face]
Flynn: Yike! [shakes off Pascal]
Hugo: Gah! Get away [shakes off Rudiger]
Flynn and Hugo: Would you two stop that?
Rapunzel: Now it's hidden where you'll never find it.
Varian: yep it's not here anymore
Rapunzel; So, what do you want with my hair? To cut it?
Varian: stealing my poisons?
Flynn: What?
Hugo: What?
Rapunzel and Varian: Sell it?
Flynn and Hugo: No!
Flynn: Listen, the only thing we want to do with your hair and your poisons is to get out of it.
Hugo: Literally.
Rapunzel and Varian: You-
Rapunzel: Wait. You don't want my hair?
Varian: you don't want my poisons?
Flynn: Why on earth would we want your hair?
Hugo: and why would we steal your poisons?
Flynn: Look, we was being chased
Hugo: we saw a tower,
Flynn:we climbed it, end of story.
Rapunzel and Varian: You're… telling the truth?
Flynn and Hugo: Yes!
[Pascal and Rudiger distrusts]
Rapunzel: we know, we need someone to take us.
Varian: are you sure Raps?
[Pascal and Rudiger motions]
Rapunzel: I think they're telling the truth, too.
Varian: what??
[Pascal and Rudiger motions]
Rapunzel: (He) they doesn't have fangs, but what choice do we have?
Varian: well...okay I trusted you
[Flynn and Hugo struggles]
Rapunzel: Huh. Okay, Flynn Rider and Hugo, we prepared to offer you a deal.
Flynn and Hugo: Deal?
Varian: Look this way.
[Flynn and Hugo collapses with chair]
Rapunzel: Do you know what these are?
Flynn: You mean the lantern thing they do for the princess?
Hugo: the princess?
Flynn: yeah, remember I told you
Rapunzel: Lanterns. I knew they weren't stars.
Varian: mhm...this is new
Rapunzel: Well, tomorrow evening they will light the night sky with these lanterns.
You will act as our guide, take us to these lanterns, and return me home safely.
Varian: Then, and only then, we will return your satchel to you guys. That's our my deal.
Flynn: Yeah. No can do. Unfortunately, the kingdom and we aren't exactly 'simpatico' at the moment.
Hugo: So yeah we won't be taking you anywhere.
[Pascal and Rudiger: get tough. Rapunzel pulls Flynn and Hugo up]
Rapunzel: Something brought you here, Flynn Rider and Hugo.
Varian: Call it what you two will:
Rapunzel and Varian: fate, destiny…
Flynn and Hugo: A horse.
Rapunzel: So we have made the decision to trust you two
Flynn: A horrible decision,
Hugo: literally, really.
Varian: But trust us when we tell you this.
[Rapunzel tugs hair, Flynn falls forward]
Flynn: Ugh!
Hugo: Gah!
[Rapunzel catches chair and Varian catches the other chair]
Rapunzel: You can tear this tower apart brick by brick.
Varian: but without our help, you will never find your precious satchel.
Flynn: Hmm-mm.
Hugo: Let us just get this straight.
Flynn: We take you to see the lanterns,
Hugo: bring you guys back home,
Flynn: and you'll give me back my satchel?
Rapunzel and Hugo: we promise.
[Flynn and Hugo in disbelief]
Rapunzel: And when we promise something
Varian: we never ever break that promise.
[Flynn and Hugo in disbelief]
Rapunzel and Varian: Ever.
[Pascal and Rudiger nods. Flynn and Hugo looking at Pascal and Rudiger, then looks at Rapunzel and Varian]
Flynn: All right, listen, we didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice. Here comes the 'smoulder'.
[Rapunzel & Pascal: stern look]
[Varian and Rudiger: questioning look]
Hugo: seriously Flynn? Ugh!
This is kind of an off day for us. He doesn't do this normally happen.
Flynn and Hugo: … Fine, we take you too to see the lanterns!
Rapunzel: Really? Oops.
[Flynn and Hugo falls down]
Varian: ouch.
Flynn: You broke my 'smoulder'.
Hugo: Ouch!
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Tangled AU: The Sun and The Moon
FanfictionA long-lost princess and a long-lost Alchemy with the longest hair imaginable named Rapunzel and The science Alchemist named Varian, has spent their whole life in a lonely tower, dreaming of the world, waiting to discover it. _______________________...
