The Gods have gathered in the Council of Valhalla and have decided that it's humanity's time to face judgement day. However one man, King Solomon, has a plan to save them.
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As Leonardo Da Vinci and Yaya stared each other down, bound to each other by the chain of Leonardo's grappling gun, there was but one question in the mind of all but one of the souls of heaven:
Just what was that human planning?
"In a truly shocking development!" Crowley announced, "Leonardo seems to want to re-experience the feeling of being dragged across concrete!"
"This whole thing does seem mighty strange." Idunn thought to herself as she drizzled mustard on a customer's hot dog.
"This... Is going to be a true spectacle! Try your best, Funny Scientist, it would be suuuch a shaaame for it to end so soon~" Dionysus chimed, his eyes sparkling in expectation.
But Leo paid these queries no mind. He knew what he wanted to do, and the more confused everybody else was, the better. He revved his Chainswords, laughed the confusion off, and thrust at Yaya in a manner similar to his opening attack. Of course, the god reflexively beat his drum. But, as Leonardo's leap turned to him balancing still and perfect on the weight of but a single toe, the god realised something:
The chain linking them meant that he couldn't manoeuvre himself away.
This realisation caused him to falter for a moment, and that led to him wasting the time slow and being cut again, creating a small incision that oozed a thin trickle of blood.
"Y'know," Leo said, taunting his opponent, "I like this thrust trick, maybe I should name it. Any ideas?"
"SILENCE!" Yaya barked as he grabbed the chain with his hands.
"Oooh! Silenzio! I like it! Anyway, time to die<3!"
And with that declaration, a brutal close-range slugfest began. With Leonardo swinging at his opponent relentlessly while Yaya used his drum and mace to swat away any of the scientist's attempts at reaching him. The sheer brutality of the clash was a sight to behold, with the sounds of Leonardo's exoskeleton and chainswords combining into a clanging of machinery that would have made Hephastus' workshop seem quiet. This exchange continued for about a minute until Da Vinci suddenly reeled the grapple in, causing a blue blur to fly at Yaya at speed. Yaya swung his mace to bat the blur away, only to realise that all he had done was destroy the chainswords while their owner made a break for it, Leonardo taunting the god as his eyes winced.
While this brutal exchange was going on, Solomon noticed a strange figure moving throughout the stands. He was dressed in an unflattering, cobbled together outfit, carried a massive pile of snacks from Idunn's concession stand, and his face was unclean, with patchy stubble jutting out from his chin. Solomon beckoned him over, and he begrudgingly lolloped to his and Legion's side.
"Legion. This is Jason." Solomon explained as the commentator sat down, spilling popcorn across the stands.
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