(In another Universe(See what I did there?), we join Star Butterfly as she is relaxing in her room, wondering what her boyfriend Marco Diaz is up to this day. However, while she may be seemingly free from her past actions...one person does not think she should get off so easily....if at all.)
"Huh. I wonder what Marco is doing? Maybe he's doing Karate?" Star said when she heard a slurping sound.
"I dunno about Karate but I'm about to roundhouse that Starussy...." A familiar voice said as Star looked and saw none other than the 9th Booty Warrior, Steven Universe.
"Steven? What brings you here, old friend? Actually...how did you even get here? Let alone in my room?" Star asked.
"Time, Space, Distance...it means nothing to the power of a Booty Warrior. All that matters is that I'm here to make you atone for you past deeds. Which means I'm going to get me some of that sweet, soft, succulent Butterfly Booty." Steven said, letting off another series of slurps as Star looked bewildered.
"What?!! First off: You KNOW I have a boyfriend. Second: What the Hell do you mean? Ths genocide thing was something I regret." Star said.
"Ah but it's still something that happened and that you never truly atoned for. You see, the role of a Booty Warrior is to punish those who've committed misdeeds in the past. And let's be real: Causing a genocide of an entire race just so you can be with your boyfriend was pretty damn bad, Star. Which is why your ass is eligible for Booty destruction." Steven said as Star fired a spell at him...only for it to fail!
"What the hell?!? Why isn't my magic working?!?" Star exclaimed.
"You clearly don't understand: The power of a booty warrior is far beyond anything you can comprehend, including your Mewnian Magic. But I'm about to magically make your ability to sit properly for the next few months disappear." Steven said.
"Star! You OK?" Marco exclaimed as he came in the room, thinking he was coming to Star's rescue.
"Marco! Steven's gone crazy!" Star exclaimed.
"Marco Diaz. Well I don't normally get to deliver two punishments in one day but I guess today's an exception. So do you wanna do this the easy way or the hard way?" Steven asked.
"What are you talking about?!!?" Marco exclaimed.
"Hard way. Got it." Steven said.
Star gasped as Marco got his cheeks clapped.
"Marco!!!!!" Star exclaimed.
"That was just an appetizer. Now for the main course." Steven said with a chuckle.
The sound of Star's cheeks getting clapped could be heard throughout Mewni and the Human Realm.
