(Steven is at home)
Steven: Alright. Why the fuck can't I find my keys?
Garnet:Maybe they're in your messy ass room.
Steven:I'd say you shoved them up your ass, but then that would imply you like it up there when we all know you don't.
Garnet:Your Daddy likes it up the ass.
Steven: Shit, that's no secret. Mom probably pegged his ass all the time. I can just tell he was the catcher in that relationship.
Garnet:Like you are whenever you're in one? Like father, like son.
Steven:Say what? Say that shit again.
Garnet:You are the.....
(Moments later on the couch)
Garnet:(SCREAMS IN PLEASURE)
Steven:(clapping Garnet's cheeks) Who's the pitcher?
Garnet:YOU!!
Steven:And who catches this dick up their ass?
Garnet:ME!!!!
