Pitcher and Catcher

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(Steven is at home)

Steven: Alright. Why the fuck can't I find my keys?

Garnet:Maybe they're in your messy ass room.

Steven:I'd say you shoved them up your ass, but then that would imply you like it up there when we all know you don't.

Garnet:Your Daddy likes it up the ass.

Steven: Shit, that's no secret. Mom probably pegged his ass all the time. I can just tell he was the catcher in that relationship.

Garnet:Like you are whenever you're in one? Like father, like son.

Steven:Say what? Say that shit again.

Garnet:You are the.....

(Moments later on the couch)

Garnet:(SCREAMS IN PLEASURE)

Steven:(clapping Garnet's cheeks) Who's the pitcher?

Garnet:YOU!!

Steven:And who catches this dick up their ass?

Garnet:ME!!!!

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