(In Heaven)
"Lute! Lute! We got a problem!" Adam yelled as the very Heavens rumbled as if a battle was taking place.
"What is it, Sir? Why do you look so panicked?!?" Lute asked as Adam was about to reply until....
"Well well well. Time for some angel cake." The voice of the 9th Booty Warrior Steven Universe said as Lute and Adam looked bewildered!
"How did a....?!? No!!! You can't be!!!! A Booty Warrior!!!!! Why are you here?!?" Lute exclaimed.
"For all of the sins you have committed. All the atrocities you so called heavenly beings have committed." Steven said as Adam prepped his weapon.
"Get fucked, loser!!!" Adam exclaimed before Steven appeared behind him!
"You first." The hybrid said.
Lute watched in stunned silence as the sound of Steven clapping Adam's cheeks could be heard throughout Heaven!
"Adam!!!!!!!!" Lute exclaimed as she glared at Steven.
"You monster!!!!" She yelled.
"Oh a monster? After all the crimes you higher beings have done? Well now it's time for your punishment. Standing there looking like a pack of double stuffed Oreos. Well I'm gonna dip you in my milk." Steven said.
"You wouldn't dare!!! I will never be violated by the likes of you!!!" Lute exclaimed as she went on the attack...
(Smack!!)
Only for Steven to drop her with a Booty Warrior Bitchslap!
"What?!? Why can't I move?!? What did you do to me?!?" Lute yelled.
"Made you immobile so I can take you to poundtown. I'm gonna fill that Angel Cake with cream, Lute. It's going right up your chute. Now toot that bakery up." Steven said.
"NOOOOOOOO!" Lute yelled.
The sound of Steven clapping Lute's cheeks was heard throughout Heaven.
