We join old man Universe(Greg, of course) doing what most old men do at his age when he's past his prime by about 25 years and dusty as a....
Greg:OK! I get it! I'm old! No need to rub it in!!!
If your fans weren't such assholes, I wouldn't need to clown your old and dusty ass so badly, now would I?
Greg:(sighs) I CAN'T CONTROL THEM DRAWING PORN OF ME, DAMN IT!!
Amethyst: Greg, shut up! I'm trying to sleep!
Greg:See? You got me yelled at!
Anyway, now we see the REAL man of the house come in: Steven Universe.
Steven:(bows) Thank you.
Anytime, man.
Greg:Hey son. What are you up to?
Steven:Other than being better than you were at my age?
Greg:The Hell did I do?
Steven:You ruined my life the minute you stuck your toothpick in a volcano. Anyway, have you seen Amethyst?
Greg:She's sleeping.
Steven:OK. (Heads to Amethyst's room)
Greg: She's going to be mad.
Steven:(flips Greg the bird before heading inside the room)
Pearl:Hello Greg.
Damn it..just when I was enjoying myself.
Pearl:Shut up, you damn narrator asshole.
Whatever Birdy.
Greg:Hey Pearl.
Pearl:Have you seen Steven or Amethyst?
Greg;Steven went inside Amethyst's room even after I told him she was asleep.
Pearl:Hmm. (Heads inside Amethyst's room)
Greg: What is it with everyone today?
(A while later...)
Amethyst:(sticks her head out of her room with her hair messed up) Hey Greg! Go get me some food.
Greg:What the Hell happened in there?!?
Amethyst: Let's just say Steven has surpassed you in more ways than one and leave it at that. Now go get my food or I'm going to kick your ass! (Goes back in her room)
(The sound of moaning and thumping can be heard as Greg sighs and heads out to pick up Amethyst's food like the loser he is.)
Greg: HEY!
