(We join the Crystal Gems as they're being harassed by none other than Aquamarine. But little do they know that they're about to be saved by a warrior. And not just ANY warrior....)
"Aquamarine, you little bitch!" Amethyst said angrily as Aquamarine laughed.
"Look at this. The mighty Crystal Gems at my mercy! Really, you guys are hot garbage without......" She began to say until
(Slurping sound can be heard)
"Well well.. if it isn't Aquamarine. Looking all double cheeked up on a Thursday." A familiar voice said as Aquamarine turned around and saw Steven Universe.
"Ha! You finally show yourself, Steven Universe? Well who am I to deny you of joining your pathetic band of Gems?" Aquamarine said.
"I'll tell you what I won't be denied of: That sweet Aqua Gem Booty." Steven said with a smirk.
"Excuse me?!?" Aquamarine exclaimed.
"You heard me, Aqua Dumpy: I came back for that Aqussy. You see, while I was away, I met someone who saw my potential to be far stronger than I am in order to keep the peace around here. And so I am beyond the Gems and even the Diamonds: I am Steven Universe, the 9th BOOTY WARRIOR!" Steven exclaimed as Aquamarine gasped.
"Booty Warrior?!? What in the name of the Diamonds is that supposed to be?!?" She exclaimed.
"The booty Warrior is given the power to transcend time, space and even reality itself in order to bring justice to those who have committed crimes. And I know from personal experience that you've been a very naughty Gem, Aquamarine. Which means that your booty is gonna get rammed so hard you'll think a breaking point has been shoved up your ass." Steven said as Aquamarine readied her wand.
"Stay away from me, you disgusting abomination!" She yelled.
"Oh don't worry: Your ass is gonna look like an abomination after I'm done with it, Aqua Dumpy dear." Steven said as Aquamarine fired her wand....
Only for it to have no effect.
"What?!!! You didn't even have your shield up!!! Why didn't my wand work?!? Eyeball, you blasted Ruby!!! Help me!!!" Aquamarine yelled.
"Don't worry. Nobody is gonna come.... except me that is." Steven said.
"Wait. Can't we talk about this???" Aquamarine exclaimed.
"Yeah..we can talk. In fact I have a question for you: Do you wanna do it the easy way or the hard way?" Steven asked.
"Uh....." Aquamarine said....
"I see you choose the hard way. Good thing it's not the only thing that's hard right now." Steven said.
The sound of cheeks being clapped could be heard as the Gems just looked on,.mouths agape as Steven delivered justice to the Aqussy.
".......I wonder if I do enough bad things if I can qualify for some of that?" Amethyst asked as Garnet and Pearl just looked at her in pure astonishment.
This'll be an occasional thing in this Abridged book. Steven will enact justice on some other evildoer later on. But for now, see ya next chapter!
