(We join the Thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal villainess Odalia Blight as she is still on her plotting bullshit. She still a baddie though.)
"I'll have my revenge on that daughter of mine and her wretched lover! Hmph! I suppose that old term that humans use is true: "Spare the rod and spoil the child"." Odalia said until...
"Oh don't worry: I won't be sparing you from my rod." A familiar voice said before making a licking sound as Odalia turned around and saw none other than the 9th Booty Warrior, Steven Universe!
"Who are you and how did you find me?!? Or rather why are you here?!? You remind me of that blasted human lover of my traitorous daughter!!!" Odalia snapped as Steven chuckled.
"As a warrior of the Booty I am aware of many things, including all of the evil deeds you have committed. Which means that I'm here for that Odalussy and that big Blight Booty. And with those child bearing hips of yours, I'll have plenty to grab onto as I rearrange your guts. Now toot it up." Steven said Odalia prepared a spell.
"Take this, you disgusting abomination!!!" She exclaimed as she blasted Steven...only for him to be completely unharmed.
"That was the most powerful curse in the Blight family!!! How did you survive it?!?" She exclaimed.
"Booty Warrior Aura." Steven replied as Odalia looked outraged and stunned.
"What are you?!?" Odalia exclaimed.
"I'm a warrior far beyond any witch or warlock in these Boiling Isles. Far beyond the Titans and the Collectors. I am a BOOTY WARRIOR!" Steven exclaimed as Odalia looked absolutely speechless.
"A Booty Warrior? I...wait...No! I thought the Booty Warriors were just myths!!! There's no way you can be real!!!" She exclaimed.
"Oh I'm very real. As real as the destruction of that big, big, Blight Booty is going to be. You shouldn't have sold out your family and the Boiling Isles for power. You're a very naughty lady, Odalia Blight. But honestly? Those are the type I love the best. Now toot that ass up." Steven said.
"NO!!! SOMEONE HELP ME! AMITY, ALADOR, ANYOKE SAVE ME!!! I'M SORRY FOR ALL I DID! I'M SORRY FOR CHEATING ON YOU WITH AN ABOMINATION THAT LOOKED LIKE OUR HOMEROOM TEACHER FROM OUR SCHOOL DAYS, ALADOR!! PLEASE SAVE MEEEEE!" Odalia yelled.
And the sound of Steven clapping Odalia's cheeks could be heard throughout the Boiling Isles.
