He - Like ice ice snow storms angelic ice ice avalanches ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice snow storms angelic ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice courtyard - Christmas - lights - Santa hats - cross jewelry - FMA:B - Let it Out - Miho Fukuhara - sinners go to hell but deserve to - even without money we're better off than them - who could even explain - only God - we're sure - Christmas - Christmas decorations should keep Miasma Satan away more often than not ice ice ice.
She - Like ice ice snow storms angelic ice ice avalanches ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice ice snow storms angelic ice ice snow storms angelic ice ice ice Christmas huge Christmas trees fairy lights every - actual fairies everywhere - K-On!! But instead of Yui - Mio - Ritsu - and - Tsumugi - it's - St. Philomena - St. Agnes - Ellen - and - St. Zipporah - dark brown - black - white - whatever it's fine because God loves us all angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice - Christmas decorations keep the devil away like apples to doctors angels ice ice ice.
St. Cecilia - Angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice snow storms angelic ice ice snow storms angels ice ice snow storms angelic ice ice snow storms angelic ice ice snow storms angelic ice ice angels ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice Christmas fairy lights - Harry Potter - rain water proof benches with invisible overhangs allow us to see the drops hit essential glass torches water proof Like. St Augustine's fiery heart water proof screens water proof beings rain falls up its huge clumps we ride it up then fall off like reverse Leaf Leap or like Perhaps we ride the dragons of the skies dragging the chariot of the sun with fucking fire horses "King Solomon made for himself the carriage; he made it of wood from Lebanon. Its posts he made of silver, its base of gold. Its seat was upholstered with purple, its interior inlaid with love. Daughters of Jerusalem," Song of Songs 3:9-10 NIV. Eternal youth for that great king of Israel. Only a truly cruel being could find fault with that. End.
St. Catherine of Alexandria - Like ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice ice ice snow storms angelic ice ice ice snow storms angelic ice ice ice snow storms angelic ice ice Christmas to keep the devil at bay only Christmas could it's a shame Christmas wasn't year round we get it but still how could the most wonderful time of the year be reserved for only 1 month - Christmas trees - snow angels ice ice snow storms angelic ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice huge snow balls fall up slowly we might nap jump from ball to ball or ride them like Aang's air ball Christmas will keep the devil at bay - bey blade.
SAO - Like ice ice snow storms angels ice ice avalanches ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice Christmas. In class we learn about the sea parting. Only God could do such a wonderful thing - He let mamma rain - made the floor open it's mouth in Korra's Rebellion - made the pillar of fire and cloud and so multitudes nice miracles. Angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice Christmas - chess at night - with a friend - love - more than friends - janitor's closet - help him clean - tangerines - St. Job - tangerines - tangerines - tangerines - tangerines - tangerines - blueberries - apples - tangerines - orange juice - kissing - snow - sleep. End.
K-On!! - Angels ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice snow storms angelic ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice Christmas dining hall with Christmas wreathes - Christmas trees - fairy lights - rainbow snow inside - angels ice ice snow storms angelic ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice dogs talk - cats too - vegan diets - eat meat if u want but we're convinced it's just not as healthy not that fucking deep love your fucking lifetime man. Angels ice ice snow storms angelic ice snow storms ice ice ice rice - beans - bread - imitation meats - mashed potatoes - corn - the like - remember earth?
Earth - St. Moses suffered greatly putting up with obstinence - Ellen was hated for sayings or like speeches or like talks on Sabbath - St. Augustine was a lost boy until God found him - Anne had a stigmata - St. Fieschi married an abusive man - St. Teresa wasn't accepted for her dreams for so long a time - Luther was hated for intending or like purposing reform - we know these beings would get along fucking... we feel like if it seems they wouldn't someone intending or like "purposing" to distract you from what really cares - God - - He loves you so now we're here a nicer space. End.
Snow - Like ice ice snow storms angelic ice ice snow storms angelic ice ice avalanches ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice snow storms angelic ice ice ice snow storms angelic ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice Christmas - lights - Christmas trees to keep the devil at bay Christmas is kryptonite to the devil - angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice Korra's there with her polar bear dog - Aang with Appa - Sango w/ Kirara - angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice fighting Miasma Satan in knightmares in a field near the school - school like the walls of SnK - angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice he remembers it's Christmas and flees. Amen. End.
Ice - Like ice ice snow storms angelic ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice angels ice ice ice snow storms angelic ice ice ice Christmas - a homemade pie - stockings - gifts - Christmas is forever here - the way we'd have it - angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice what point's a story if it doesn't teach God - ethics - godly ethics - snow storms angels storms angels storms angels snows ice ice ice.
Avalanches - Like ice ice ice snow storms angelic ice ice avalanches ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice "Open rebuke's nicer than hidden love" these books are The Bible first then anime order's nice and important. Christmas - Christmas trees giant prop presents in courtyard angels ice ice ice snow storms angelic ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice Christmas nutcrackers - Swan Lake - Streets of Belgrade - Proverbs - Kohelet - Canticle we know the nicest beings spoke The Bible so multitudes claim anyone could've we doubt that... then how come it wasn't you yakno? End.
St. Ezekiel - Like ice ice ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice ice snow storms angelic ice ice snow storms angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice Christmas - Christmas trees - Christmas lights - stockings - fireplaces - cookies - milk Fortnite - Apex - Valorant - Overwatch clubs - tourneys - Smash Bros Melee - Street Fighter - Mortal Kombat - angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice. End.
D'Aubigne - Like ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice avalanches ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice snow storms angelic ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice Christmas - Christmas trees - gifts - snow we don't get beings who like... agree to disagree they go to warmer climates for Christmas... shouldn't Christmas be snow? End.
Wylie - Like ice ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice snow storms angelic ice ice avalanches ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice fuck money damned cursed thing fucking money all's free in heaven - that's fucking Dark Academy - sinners know no difference between "that's" and "that is" like that's our problem. Angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice Christmas - Christmas trees - presents - stockings - nutcrackers - snow - stars - angels - fairy lights angels ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice.
Quintus - Fucking snow storms angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice "Christians" most denounced beings in Tartarus angels ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice snow storms angels storms storms storms Christmas - Christmas trees - stockings - nutcrackers - fireplaces - snow - Sts. Moses Boaz David Solomon Peter and Paul snowboard down Morecold Mountain angels ice ice snow storms angels ice they fly with ramps do so multitudes twists - turns - 10's across the board. If the nicest beings didn't speak The Bible - how is it the words of God... like he's spoken to anyone else like that... damn hypocrites.
St. Boaz - God bless Sts. Ruth - Naomi - Ezekiel - Jeremiah - Isaiah buy all those who suffered for God hypocrites know no Old Testament angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice ice ice ice ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice. Ski lift - Christmas - snow - Christmas trees - stockings - fireplaces - To All the Boys We've Fucking Loved - "To All the Boys We've Fucking Loved" - beings like "How come you didn't quote it?" Just did but they still don't love. Angels ice ice snow storms angelic ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice. A talking duck snowboards with these saints she's Ray Bans - Louis Vuitton snow coat and webbed feet. Angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice. They pick her up and pet her for her efforts then eat tofu. Lol. End.
The Power of Electricity - angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice - Mario Kart - Mushroom Gorge - Mario Kart irl no blue shells - it really is heaven - angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice - fireproof boards to lava board - fuck jealous motherfuckers - angels ice ice snow storms angels ice storms ice storms storms storms. Back flip off lava ramp has a lingering lava loop shoot off the bottom of board. 1080 I'm lava but it's still snowing it could snow lava it wouldn't hurt us we feel like if you fuck with the Book of Enoch you fucking with this if not then not then it's fuck you man easy. LMAO. They ain't seee allll dat coming. Dark brown. Just to shut them down more but they'll never admit it "we always knew!" Sure you just fucking did slavery for fun right?
St. Job - Still don't need St. Jesus to talk these books are about the believers not God angels ice ice snow storms angels we often pick these beings because these are some of the few beings we know will actually go to heaven fucking that's all - not that deep - angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice ice snow storms angelic ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice.
Not every "Christian" is Christian.
These motherfuckers tell everyone who's not "Christian" they're fucking going to hell! Hell even if they are they still fucking say it! Unless it pertains to very specific criteria they themselves made up out of their own heads not anything biblical nor fucking worthwhile.
"Donald we're Christian we love these books!" So we're fucking with you man! Fucking... we love any fucking one who loves these books but it's just a damn shame all "Christians" cant see any value in these for they laud saints but don't flatter God until daylight rises like curtains part. Bright bright bright bright bright bright bright. End.
Hypocrites constantly intend or like "purpose" to intimidate us for no other reason than they're wicked but don't actually know God might know about Him but not know Him.
We can't just write fucking books about the few fucking beings we know will go to heaven eternally young having fun with each other without every hypocrite's envy eating their heart out like a worm in an apple. Pathetic. End.
St. Jonah - Like ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice ice ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice ice ice ice ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice blizzards ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice SAO - benches - courtyards - trees - Christmas trees - regular trees with fairy lights too - stockings - giant glass windows - Sinners like "What other kinds of windows are there?" Don't need anything really fuck could even use plastic - stained glass. "Still glass" but you're still going to hell so keep going even tho you "knew" we'd say "shut up." End.
St. Peter - Like ice ice snow storms angelic ice ice avalanches ice ice snow storms angels ice ice snow storms Christmas - Christmas trees - lights cooking class - uniforms - track - eventide - motherfuckers like "but they sinned" holy shitttt this isn't my job we've proved or like fucking demonstrated this by the fact that we didn't say this right away but we did this for our own sake just to say we know motherfuckers will always have dumbass shit to say but it's not our job to always talk to them. St. Peter for example had a super hard lifetime preaching God but was crucified upside down. Idiots like "We'd do that!" That's how come you're not fake calm anymore we already don't fucking like you but we fucking know you wouldn't nor couldn't but you don't even love these beings even though they did so now we KNOW you fucking wouldn't. End.
St. Paul - Fucking we got to swear for these motherfuckers cuz this'll be offensive if we don't but fucking he doesn't have to be afraid of hypocrites this shit's true "I am more. I have worked much harder, been in prison more frequently, been flogged more severely, and been exposed to death again and again. Five times I received from the Jews the forty lashes minus one. Three times I was beaten with rods, once I was pelted with stones, three times I was shipwrecked, I spent a night and a day in the open sea, I have been constantly on the move. I have been in danger from rivers, in danger from bandits, in danger from my fellow Jews, in danger from Gentiles; in danger in the city, in danger in the country, in danger at sea; and in danger from false believers. I have labored and toiled and have often gone without sleep; I have known hunger and thirst and have often gone without food; I have been cold and naked. Besides everything else, I face daily the pressure of my concern for all the churches." Nuff fucking said we don't have to always speak back to this fucking nonsense. End.
Sinners crying yelling and defensive while we're calm patient and happy.
Nonsense gets no dignity but sure no gotdamned response.
St. Paul - Angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice ice ice ice ice ice ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice ice ice ice angels ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice Christmas - Christmas trees - stockings - angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice avalanches ice ice ice ice ice ice Christmas - huge Christmas trees - a rainbow wreaths of tiny moons hanging over the courtyard angels ice ice ice snow storms angels ice storms storms storms.
Song of storms.
La da da la da da laaa da da da da da da. La da da da da. La da da da da. Good words can even make music jump off a page. End.
Ouran - Like ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice ice ice ice snow storms angelic ice ice avalanches ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice. Rainbow glowing waterfalls pour out moons we swim up like Link land like Mario Galaxy but weary like majora Link. Angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice glow - glitter - shine - shimmer taste like the best fucking juice. Let beer be for those dying. Wine for the perishing. That water falls into nowhere. Flood the courtyard make it a pool shit. Angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice ice angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice swim to the bottom wave to the class in session talking sharks - talking dolphins - talking koi - talking jellyfish you name it. All aquatic beings are welcome at the darkest soul of academia. Amen. End.
Talking Whales - Hello! We are the talking whales of the darkest space in academia. We love to spend our time eating kelp - vegetables - grains - or like fruits but we all already knew that! Just look how often fruit is mentioned! We have extra large classes underwater very similar to the ones on land just like humans like underwater windows in yachts. We like air pockets outside our class windows! Angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice ice ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice St. Jesus is the best and only Teacher that's what hypocrites don't know. Flatter God so multitudes constantly hating anyone who isn't Him miss the hard hitting impact of when He's finally mentioned. God is mysterious. Hypocrites intend or like "purpose" to remove that mystery by mentioning him so multitudes. So to speak. No one mention so multitudes is mysterious. End.
Sense - sinners say... do not make any.
St. Moses - Like ice ice ice snow storms angelic ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice. Avalanches ice ice angels rainbow waters rainbow fires rainbow ices rainbow glass rainbow snow rainbow electricities angels ice ice hypocrites afraid of rainbows love all man shit. End
Have these motherfuckers even read Kohelet? It's great! King Solomon surely spoke it! It's God's for it's good and God does all good. End.
Prophets and Kings - Like ice ice snow storms angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice rainbow snow rainbow blizzards rainbow avalanches rainbow snowflakes rainbow frost. Christmas - Christmas trees. We haven't seen hide nor hair of that Misma Satan since it became perpetual Christmas. Angels ice ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice snow storms angelic ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice. Polar bear with rainbow colored fur. Dark brown black. This is a metaphor for ending racism. But they also just like dying their hair. Angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice snow snow snow. End.
Angel Beats! - Angels ice ice ice ice ice ice snow storms angelic ice ice snow storms angelic ice ice snow storms angelic ice ice blizzards snow storms angels ice Saiki - Slice of Lifetime - anime - angels fucking snow storms angels ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice ice Christmas - Christmas Trees - Christmas Lights - snow - blizzards - avalanches - rainbow snow tiny moons hang above the courtyard like a rope ladder hanging down climb to the real moon escape this damned world. Angels ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice.
Shuffle! - Angels ice ice snow storms angelic ice ice avalanches ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice snow storms angels avalanches ice ice snow storms angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice City of God - Proverbs - Kohelet - Canticle - Iyov - Psalms - order angels ice ice ice ice ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice avalanches ice ice ice Christmas - Christmas trees - Christmas lights - stockings - fireplaces - nutcrackers - Carol of the Bells - Miasma Satan's here. Get ready. Like the 11's fighting Brittanians no knightmares just fucking lights. He won't stop. He harms beings. He fucking kills. Unspeakable shit. The Christmas spirit gets him. He's ashamed. He fucking leaves. We get the medics to help the wounded. End.
SAO - Like ice ice snow storms angelic ice ice avalanches ice ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice the Floor of Beginnings - Nervegear - elf ears angels ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice. St. Noah a teenager. Huge ark monument in the courtyard to celebrate him. Cele - brities should be cel - ebrated but all these beings get these book so multitiudes denounce but we know they'd love them or like the "celebrities" of today are no one to fucking see. End.
Toradora! - Like ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice ice ice ice snow storms angelic ice ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice avalanches ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice ice. Rainbow snow - rainbow ices - rainbow glasses - St. Enoch rainbow glass castle of the air angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice Christmas - Christmas trees - stockings - fireplaces - Christmas lights - nutcrackers - beautiful multi-level food court kind of like a very expensive mall we suppose. Dark Academy is our interior castle is our City of God angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice beautiful tracks for running - horseback - talking horses - lap pools - mermaid - angels ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice. End.
Sekirei - These books aren't really for kids. Angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice snow storms angelic ice ice avalanches ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice we love Sekirei man it's a nice fucking show! Motherfuckers talk like they knoooow shittt. These niggas talk like they knooowww shittt. Angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice snow storms angelic ice ice ice Christmas - Christmas trees cooking classes at night - bigger dorms than before for it helps the plot - or acting fighting in dorms - in door go karting with space like the bottom of a glass floor. Leaf leap upside down angels ice ice ice snow storms angels Dinger Derby Pushy Penguins - above all else these books would be impossible without the inspiration of video games. Big top drop upside down. Angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice not like perverts who fucking judge we're a fucking adult motherfucker back your ass up! Kidding! Lol.... End.
The Bible - Like ice ice snow storms angels ice ice snow storms angelic ice ice avalanches ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice snow storms angelic ice ice ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice dark brown black could these motherfuckers have thought of it? No. Do they still tell us how to live our fucking lifetimes. You have no idea. End.
Satan's a goddamned idiot and so are his damn friends angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice avalanches ice ice ice these books aren't for kids motherfuckers they're not for anyone who's fucking stupid too. Angels ice ice snow storms angels ice ice like these fucking hypocrites have ever loved anyone but "God" oh shit fuck em man angels ice ice Christmas - Christmas trees - stockings - nutcrackers - fireplaces - snow - rainbow snow falls on the courtyard. Group pic. Coats. Ear muffs - mittens - scarves - gold - silver - diamonds we don't fuck with no goddamn brokies! Kidding nigga we're kidding shit. Layers - boots - rainbow - long hair - don't care - short hair - don't care - smiles - glasses - pins - necklaces - bracelets - warm but cold like how so multitudes might see these agreeing to disagree they think "we're warm but cold" we can fuck with beings like that we ain't intending or like purposing changing no one's minds shit. St. Jesus holding the camera for the hypocrites. The blackest academia. Angels ice ice ice snow storms angels ice ice ice. Time to eat.
Clockwise transition to the cafeteria.
Feed dachshunds hot dogs they talk too just not too much shy. Fucking... laughter at the folly of the idiot who hates Christmas. What is time without friends? So how come these hypocrites hate all but "God." Plates cleaned. Partings made waves hugs. Teleport.
We're on the roof. Christmas. How many times must that man intend or like "purpose" to ruin our fun? Who'd we fucking hurt? Sorry we fucking parted the sea - called fire down - healed the sick - or like propagated when so multitiudes wouldn't. Christmas the way it oughta be. The entrance. Two large classes on both sides of the courtyard. And an infinitely high tower for all the students. We're all St. Jesus's students He's the only teacher. We're on our balcony now. Floor 4 to be near the courtyard. Merry Christmas. Christmas trees. Benches. Christmas lights. Fountains. Gifts. Nutcrackers. Stockings - wreathes - grass cut. How many times must Miasma Satan intend or like "purpose" to fucking kill good beings? We'll for now it's peaceful but for that we're grateful.
Hot dog bath. Netflix. Scroll our phone. Sleep.
And it's gone.
Just forest far as eye can see.
Was it real?
We sure hope so.
We might see you there.
Just make sure you go at night.
It only comes out at night.
If you're looking for Light Academy you'll have to wait for daytime.
Words?
What's it say?
The the end end.
End.
Black.
Until next time!
Group pic!
Fighting!
Warcries!
Swords shields fire water electricity ice guns and that.
Cafeteria.
Dorms.
Tracks
Pools.
Empty.
Forest.
Unforever Forest.
Colloquially.
Yosemite actually.
At night's fall.
Pan up the the moon show a wolf howling.
The Wolf says "until next time folks."
Gives a thumbs up.
Well... later! Howls again!
Chibi.
Black screen with circle shrinks until it's black.
Words?
The end.
Black.
Talking pigs at the gate of Dark Academy.
Well it's gotta be nicer than this wicked world.
Sorry we just hope we're accepted.
The gates open.
But it's June?
What a beautiful space.
The gates close.
A loud triumphant musical cue.
Black.
Unforever forest.
Here we "knew" no one escaped here.
We don't even care if it's really here let's go.
They turn and leave.
The circle closes in on the screen to make it black.
"Wooo!" Yells the pig! He ooiks so loudly proudly it ecchos.
Credits roll of the nicest students fucking shieeet.
Drrr Ed 1 plays.
Pictures too!
Group pic fights cooking track swim gaming practice fighting video games fortnite overwatch so on so forth.
Until next time.
Stay pitch black our black friends.
Bye!
Drrr Ed 1 plays.
Bye!
