The year was 2056...
And this gag is overused by chapter three. Fabulous.
It was the third day of the school year, and it was business like usual. Almost sleep in, wake up because of Bachi and Satoru, eat Izuru's food, get to school, kissy kissy the girlfriend, same stuff as the last two chapters.
Except Kikka was here now! And having to fourthwheel the clingy couple made her regret not sleeping in like yesterday!
"Seriously, you two? In front of my Idosfaro?" She asked.
"I was gonna ask the same but regarding my hot dogs." Satoru added.
Harui broke her kiss with Yukie to hit the two with a scummy grin and an even scummier laughed.
"You two complain because you don't know how it feels to have a girlfriend. Sucks to suck. Shut up and come back to me when you feel the touch of a woman."
"Saying that with such an expression is rude, Harui." Yukie sighed, pinching Harui's cheek. "Apologize to Satoru and Kikka-san."
"B-but they were asking for it!"
"Apologize."
"Fine, I'm sorry..."
"Ha ha, you got a collar, you got a collar." Satoru and Kikka teased in unison, both pointing at Harui with their own scummy grins.
"...for you two being such loveless-!"
Harui became frozen solid.
Yukie pinching her cheek could hold her back. But Yukie placed her hand on her cheek turned her into a block of ice shaped like a Vanguard protagonist.
"W-wow... Yukie-san, you really are amazing... To be able to silence the evil tanuki with just a touch..." Kikka muttered. "You are a goddess, Yukie-san!"
"Yeah, she's the number one tanuki charmer, alright. Even before they got together, Harui would do whatever Yukie asked."
"Seriously? You tanuki, you left that detail out! You suck at narrating!"
You tell me.
"Oh please, I left a bunch of details out." Harui shrugged it off. "You think it stops at me doing whatever Yukie asked and me losing an eye? Just wait until you find out how I topped nationals after finding Yukie."
"Yeah, my gut tells me that one's bull, you can't trick me that easily." Kikka deadpanned. "I'm going to class."
"Enjoy your silly class about the socio-econimical state of Japan in a post-D Format world. I'm gonna be doing actually important stuff." Harui said with a smug smile that radiated superiority.
"Sleeping through history class isn't important stuff, Ibuki." Satoru snickered, patting the white haired's shoulder as he followed Kikka inside.
"Yes it is! I need my ten hour beauty sleep, even if in segments!"
"Ten hours of sleep for this?" Yukie asked, once again caressing Harui's cheek. "This beauty overwhelms me so much already... My mind cannot even begin to imagine what the true form of such beauty is... The way one's eyes burn when looking as the sun, so would mine burn from such a sight... Yet, for even a moment, I would not deviate my vision until it was burned into my memory."
Harui shyly looked away with a small pout. If she looked at her reflection in Yukie's eyes, she'd have to come to terms with how red she had turned.
"You're unfair, you flirt..."
Yukie chuckled and began heading into the school grounds, pulling Harui along by holding her hand.
"I learned from the best." She admitted. "The kendo club will restart today. You can go home after school ends if you want."
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Cardfight!! Vanguard: Bujin
Fanfic"I like Vanguard, but I love Yukie the most in the universe!" Two years after the finale of "Cardfight!! Vanguard: Heiwa", the curtain rises on a new era of the game. In an age where worldwide communication is at an all time high, every fight is a s...
